skidding

the act of surfing the internet while seated upon the toilet.

with my new tablet computer, its much easier to do some skidding than with the old desktop.

by malerocket December 5, 2010

skidding

short for just kidding. when you don't want to say just kidding, but you are being sarcastic - as if the person doesn't already know your kidding. can also be a quick way to backtrack when you realize you may have crossed the line.

Joe: You look like pooh.

Fran: ?????

Joe: skidding!!!

by Trayle October 25, 2010

Skids

Everyone on hackforums.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey are you a skid?
Guy 2: Yes I am, cuz I spend my whole life on hackforums

Example 2:
Guy 1: Those people on hackforums are a bunch of skids

by iPodWoman123 October 7, 2012

Skid

Those greasy kids who always come and trash "normal people parties". Often involved with drugs and alcohol and mainly cigarettes. The first step to being a skid is denying the fact you are actually one. The average skid has financial problems and possibly has no parents (which could contribute to skid behavior and lack of parenting). Majority of the skids take public transit or find strange places to hang out at late hours of the night lurking the streets. School is not something a skid enjoys so they either attend under the influence or not at all. The male attire of a skid often includes: white wife beaters or baggy jerseys, with baggy jeans and fake ed hardy. The female attire of a skid often includes: either dressing very slutty/unclassy or dressing very sloppy with dresses that barely pass your ass cheeks or ripped sweatpants with dirty stains all over them and skater shoes. Skids also struggle with hygiene and keep themselves clean. They are one step up from a hobo and like to steal things for money. Skids seem rebellious and wanting to start unnecessary fights, have troubles finding jobs since they are all street rats. Skids tend to travel in packs of 5-6 and carry many STI's. SAY NO TO SKIDS

"That party was so fun, minus the group of skids that showed up"

"Did you see that skid snort that rail of coke?"

"Last night, i picked up a skid since she was down for a one night stand, i banged her and now i have aids".

by LALALALAEWSKIDS July 4, 2011

skid

A script kiddie, someone who has downloaded a few scripts from the internet and now he thinks he's a motherfucking badass hackerman.

This DDoS attack smells like a twelve years old skid with a booter.

by Intellectuate February 20, 2018

Skid

A person who isn't quite a bum but certainly isn't successful. A skid can often be seen wearing an FXR jacket or Ecko sweat shirt. They usually graduated highschool via some sort of work placement program. A skid often smokes cigarettes, drives a rusty old vehicle, has an illegitimate child, and is in between jobs.

Everyone in this city are complete skids.

by RichardTugwell November 28, 2016

skid

A script kiddie; one that doesn't know how to program; often used as internet slang for "retarded"

You are such a skid, Konloch.
Why are there so many skids in the world?

by Anonymau5 February 21, 2012