sex

sex is like the man behind the slaughter memes, we dont get it

hey, i dont get sex and never will. haha.. virgin gang lol... laughter slowly turns into cries

by cesky May 11, 2020

sex

something fun and sexy ;)
penis into vagina

or vagina to vagina

or dick to ass =)

known also as love making and humping.

It was a cold winter night when Tom had his girlfriend Shelia over. Things were getting steamy. Shelia was still a virgin and tonight was the night she told Tom. Tom put his hands down her pants and got her all warmed up. She took off her top exposing her large breasts. "Let's go." she said as she pushed her body on top of his. Unbuttoning his pants. She unzipped his jeans and pulled them down toward his knees. he shook them off and she rubbed her body on his for a moment before taking her bra off right in his face. Tom was hard already. "Whenever your ready." Tom said smiling. He couldn't wait to get inside her. She traced his chest with his finger until she reached his dick. she brought her mouth down to his nine inch cock and gave him a long tasteful blow job by lapping his cock and licking up the sides. he moaned then came into her mouth and she swallowed it all. he thought it was so sexy. Tom took off Shelia's thong and procceded to eat her out. She exploded and moaned. "Let's just fuck." she said as she jumped ontop of Tom. She rode his huge cock like a professional. Grinding her hips into his crotch. She moaned and humped into him more. he resisited cumming into her. she had an orgasm and they switched positions. he took her from behind this time doggy style. She moaned and took it in the back of her hot wet pussy. popping her cherry was amazing she was so tight Tom thought. "Harder!!" Shelia squealed. Tom pumped his hard cock into her she had a second orgasm. he soon came into her pussy and they laid next to eachother that night remembering the wonderful sex. they had hot sex the next morning.

by newdirector July 7, 2009

sex

sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.

sex without a pill or a condom, is the stork's wake up call, to get back to delivering babies.

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

sex

it can be done in many forms

sex is something im gonna do when im married
but reading it is interesting and funny

by jen127 June 30, 2009

sex

I was swinging round the pole, feeling the eyes of all the men in the club on me, and I smirked, feeling horny as fuck. i got slightly bored of just entertaining from afar, so i swung down from the pole, and sauntered across the floor, trailing fingers into the crotches of the guys i passed, and feeling them harden in my fin gers. then i saw him - tall dark and hansome. he sat down at a table and i caught his eye. he smiled at me sexily and i walked up to him, pushing my thick blonde hair away from my face and narrowing my smoky blue eyes. i reached him and sat down on his lap, wrapping my legs around his waist. he cupped my breast, kissing it and pushing his fingers down behind the fabric of the bra. i wrapped my hands around his head, whispering things thhat made him hard. i started to grind against him, only clothes between us. id never been this attracted to a customer, he tucked a five dollar bill in my panties but i placed it back in his pocket. "for u its free" said. then i pushed my hand in his pants and fondled his cock. i was soaked and aching for him.

soaked and aching for him. "count to ten and follow" i whispered sexily, giving his dick one last squeeze and leaving the club, fingering myself. he followed and i wasted no time in shoving his dick inside me. we went hard and fast, in out in out in - in - in ORGASM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCKing HELL breasts flapping up and down....
i breathed heavily as he squirted inside me, french kissing him, squeezing his ass and then i had another orgasm as he hit my g - spot. i collapsed into his arms and he kissed me long and hard, still inside me. then it happened again.

by HoHoHoGreenGiant August 22, 2011

sex

@person who said your a moron if you look up sex here:

If you are going to be a smart ass, be smart first. Then you will just be an ass if you don't.

I did the middle finger right now because you gave a shit to calling people morons.

Rude. They can look up sex if you want.

by Cat_Cat April 17, 2016

sex

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.

by TJ (CC) December 3, 2005