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by Me=Myself=I August 26, 2020
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on women= licking, and fingering to vaginas
on men=sucking a dick, and giving to handjobs
on women= licking, and fingering to vaginas
on men=sucking a dick, and giving to handjobs
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
Get the all-do sex mug.1- a stupid person that you hate. (noun)
2- screwed. (adjective)
3- to fuck someone in the past tense. (verb)
2- screwed. (adjective)
3- to fuck someone in the past tense. (verb)
1- Trump is fucked, and he is also super racist.
2- We also lost our equipment in the river, and also none of us know how to swim, we are totally fucked.
3- I fucked my girlfriend last night.
2- We also lost our equipment in the river, and also none of us know how to swim, we are totally fucked.
3- I fucked my girlfriend last night.
by Me=Myself=I December 27, 2020
Get the fucked mug.I went for a sleepover at my friend's house, and had sex with his sister, because she was topless.
Being in a boob house is awesome
Being in a boob house is awesome
by Me=Myself=I August 11, 2020
Get the boob house mug.1) The males private frontal part. (noun)
2) The part in the male's body, used most often for sexual intercourse. (noun)
3) A very annoying obnoxious person. (adjective)
4) What grows and hardens when revealed to sexual or arousing content. (noun)
penis; cock;
2) The part in the male's body, used most often for sexual intercourse. (noun)
3) A very annoying obnoxious person. (adjective)
4) What grows and hardens when revealed to sexual or arousing content. (noun)
penis; cock;
1) I'm a man and I have a dick.
2) I fucked her with my dick.
3) Donald Trump is such a dick.
4) she lifted her dress showing her tight bra and a wet thong, and my dick got really hard.
2) I fucked her with my dick.
3) Donald Trump is such a dick.
4) she lifted her dress showing her tight bra and a wet thong, and my dick got really hard.
by Me=Myself=I December 21, 2020
Get the dick mug.Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
by Me=Myself=I July 4, 2020
Get the sex poetry mug.once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.
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if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
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