Me=Myself=I's definitions

bra

an item of clothing that covers the woman's breasts.

it serves as the woman's top underwear.

every man wishes for the bra to come off. it never does. if it does, they freak out.

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

299 792 458

The speed of light

299 792 458 meters per second is the speed of light

by Me=Myself=I July 2, 2020

Grope

To sexually touch the private parts of the person near you.
Usually how you start sex

In the ultimate truth or dare, sam had to go up to ten hot girls and start groping them.
Tje 7 girl told him to go to the rooms, and there she told him to grope her boobs while she gropes his dick!
It ended up with sam sucking her nipples, and the girl sucking on his dick!

by Me=Myself=I August 11, 2020

sex gambling

1) when you bet on the first position used in a pornography.
2) when you bet how fast you will cum while having sex.
3) when you gamble on who will cum first in group sex.
anything like that

Dave: "I bet you she will suck his cock first",
Bob: "no way he will fuck her immediately",
George: "are you guys sex gambling?",
Dave: "yeah",
George: "sex gambling is who will cum first, morons",
Bob: "also, and also who will cum first if me and Dave fuck you"

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

mom's boobs

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

dick

1) The males private frontal part. (noun)
2) The part in the male's body, used most often for sexual intercourse. (noun)
3) A very annoying obnoxious person. (adjective)

4) What grows and hardens when revealed to sexual or arousing content. (noun)

penis; cock;

1) I'm a man and I have a dick.

2) I fucked her with my dick.
3) Donald Trump is such a dick.
4) she lifted her dress showing her tight bra and a wet thong, and my dick got really hard.

by Me=Myself=I December 21, 2020

threesome

1) a group of three (used in books).
2) 3 people having sex.

1) the threesome set off.
2) if your partner agrees to a threesome you can have sex with another person, without it considered as a cheater. you can also have sex with the person of the same gender without being considered bisexual.

by Me=Myself=I December 27, 2020