Me=Myself=I's definitions

mom's boobs

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

bra

an item of clothing that covers the woman's breasts.

it serves as the woman's top underwear.

every man wishes for the bra to come off. it never does. if it does, they freak out.

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

threesome

1) a group of three (used in books).
2) 3 people having sex.

1) the threesome set off.
2) if your partner agrees to a threesome you can have sex with another person, without it considered as a cheater. you can also have sex with the person of the same gender without being considered bisexual.

by Me=Myself=I December 27, 2020

sex poetry

A piece of poetry describing ones sexual urges or experiences.

Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.

It worked!!!

by Me=Myself=I July 4, 2020

Sex story

once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.

She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.

then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.

if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

Grope

To sexually touch the private parts of the person near you.
Usually how you start sex

In the ultimate truth or dare, sam had to go up to ten hot girls and start groping them.
Tje 7 girl told him to go to the rooms, and there she told him to grope her boobs while she gropes his dick!
It ended up with sam sucking her nipples, and the girl sucking on his dick!

by Me=Myself=I August 11, 2020

sex gambling

1) when you bet on the first position used in a pornography.
2) when you bet how fast you will cum while having sex.
3) when you gamble on who will cum first in group sex.
anything like that

Dave: "I bet you she will suck his cock first",
Bob: "no way he will fuck her immediately",
George: "are you guys sex gambling?",
Dave: "yeah",
George: "sex gambling is who will cum first, morons",
Bob: "also, and also who will cum first if me and Dave fuck you"

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020