xzybit's definitions

reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

I'm doing me

When a chick doesn't want to commit to a relationship, usually because she is in a it's complicated situation or she is low key fucking her ex or other dudes, trying to get her sluttiness out of her system before settling down.

Jerome: you know I feel you Lakisha, lets make this happen.

Lakisha: you're a good friend, but I just broke up with my ex. Right now, I'm doing me.

by xzybit April 22, 2011

Pancake Bottom

A flat ass. Also "white girl butt".

Opposite of apple bottom

That girl got a pancake bottom.

by xzybit November 23, 2004

hela

Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.

Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.

by xzybit November 21, 2007

Dago Dip

Same as Spanish shower or Nigger and monkey bath. Only washing the armpits and privates and splashing on cologne.

Giovanni took a dago dip this morning

by xzybit March 3, 2006

slender

The only remaining personal ad descriptor that means what it says: Slender means slender, unlike average, HWP, thick or athletic, which fatties love to hide behind.

SWF, 5'8 128 slender build, etc.

by xzybit April 1, 2007

J.A.P.A.N

Just another punk (or pussy) ass nigga.

Hey look at that J.a.p.a.n over there.

by xzybit June 17, 2016