xzybit's definitions

volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Ghetto Crown

Hairstyle worn by Black females, usually short on the sides and piled high at the top, often in outrageous styles.

Shaniqua got a new Ghetto Crown this week.

by xzybit August 24, 2004

project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.

Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.

by xzybit April 18, 2005

hela

Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.

Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.

by xzybit November 21, 2007

slender

The only remaining personal ad descriptor that means what it says: Slender means slender, unlike average, HWP, thick or athletic, which fatties love to hide behind.

SWF, 5'8 128 slender build, etc.

by xzybit April 1, 2007

soulja

A rag on head wearing, weed smoking thug or gangbanger, worthless turd who sits around all day drinking "40's" and lives off his baby mamas welfare because he has no ambition to work. Not to be confused with real "Soldiers" who actully fight and stand for something.

a "Soulja" wouldn't last 30 munutes at Camp Pendelton, Ft Bragg or any other basic training post.

by xzybit March 29, 2005

Dago Dip

Same as Spanish shower or Nigger and monkey bath. Only washing the armpits and privates and splashing on cologne.

Giovanni took a dago dip this morning

by xzybit March 3, 2006