Definitions by xzybit
Jobsband
Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.
J.A.P.A.N
I'm doing me
When a chick doesn't want to commit to a relationship, usually because she is in a it's complicated situation or she is low key fucking her ex or other dudes, trying to get her sluttiness out of her system before settling down.
Jerome: you know I feel you Lakisha, lets make this happen.
Lakisha: you're a good friend, but I just broke up with my ex. Right now, I'm doing me.
Lakisha: you're a good friend, but I just broke up with my ex. Right now, I'm doing me.
I'm doing me by xzybit April 22, 2011
Fuck Fight
Fuck Fight by xzybit April 25, 2008
gaillardia
Affluent gated community of northern Oklahoma City with multi million dollar homes and rich as fuck residents. Similar to Buck head in Atlanta and Scottsdale in Arizona. Don't even think of driving through to look at homes as you will be kindly told to go elsewhere by the racist security force.
Security Guard 1: Is that a Negro approaching up the road?
Security Guard 2: Yep, call out the gaillardia intercept team and arm them with tasers.
Security Guard 2: Yep, call out the gaillardia intercept team and arm them with tasers.
gaillardia by xzybit February 18, 2008
hela
Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.