xzybit's definitions

soulja

A rag on head wearing, weed smoking thug or gangbanger, worthless turd who sits around all day drinking "40's" and lives off his baby mamas welfare because he has no ambition to work. Not to be confused with real "Soldiers" who actully fight and stand for something.

a "Soulja" wouldn't last 30 munutes at Camp Pendelton, Ft Bragg or any other basic training post.

by xzybit March 29, 2005

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

by xzybit September 22, 2004

Brokeback Mountain

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.

by xzybit December 29, 2005

Blue eyed soul

Moniker used to describe white people who try their best to sound Black when they sing or in their style of music.

Very few, however have ever succeeded in pulling this off(the exception being artists like Teena Marie, Hall and Oates). Most end up sounding like they're singing falsetto and sounding over enunciated (Joss Stone, Rick Astley, etc).

Every year, Ebony magazine feels compelled to put out an article on Blue eyed soul or how white people are stealing the blues.

by xzybit August 14, 2005

oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city of the state of Oklahoma in the United States of America. It is the county seat of Oklahoma County. The city's name is sometimes abbreviated to 'OKC.' Non-residents often refer to Oklahoma City as 'Oak City,' but locals never use this name. Residents of outlying suburbs or rural areas often call Oklahoma City simply "The City."

Oklahoma City is a large, diverse and growing city, and is the civic and commercial center of the state. It is one of the largest cities in the Great Plains of the United States, and is the largest city in population of the 5 "plains states" (Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota and South Dakota) as well as four of the six neighbouring states (Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, New Mexico) to Oklahoma.

Oklahoma City is the 29th-largest city in the nation, according to a 2003 report from the U.S. Census Bureau. The city's population on July 1, 2004 totaled 528,042 with more than 1.3 million residents in the metropolitan area.

Oklahoma City was the site of the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995, the largest act of terrorism on American soil prior to the September 11th attacks and the most destructive act of domestic terrorism in American history

Oklahoma City area wise is the 3rd largest city in the country.

by xzybit July 16, 2005

stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat

Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.

by xzybit April 25, 2007

hela

Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.

Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.

by xzybit November 21, 2007