xzybit's definitions

ghetoos

Tattoos worn by wanna be gangstas and/or their hoes claiming some street, hood or other stupid shit.

His ghettoo said "Hoova 4 life".

by xzybit September 9, 2004

Bowflex

A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.

Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!

by xzybit December 14, 2005

Brokeback Mountain

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.

by xzybit December 29, 2005

Coonery and Buffoonery

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb

Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.

by xzybit September 1, 2004

J.A.P.A.N

Just another punk (or pussy) ass nigga.

Hey look at that J.a.p.a.n over there.

by xzybit June 17, 2016

ghetto taxi

A police car. So called because it takes young hoods where they need to go.

Look at Tyrone in the back of that ghetto taxi

by xzybit September 8, 2006

duff

Designated ugly fat friend. The girl (or guy) in a circle of friends who is usually the least attractive in the group. Usually the one who provided the ride, designated friver or paid cover charge for the others.

Kim on Moesha is the DUFF.

by xzybit December 28, 2005