xzybit's definitions

average

Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.

SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.

by xzybit February 16, 2005

Ghetto Curtains

Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.

Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.

by xzybit January 20, 2005

ghetto parking lot

Any street where some balla, goon or other thug stops his car in the middle of it while he hollas at his homies or a ho, usually impeding traffic.

If you drive through tha hood, be prepared to run into a ghetto parking lot.

by xzybit December 28, 2005

hela

Alternative pronunciation of "Hello". Often used by younger kids of the Hip Hop generation who are too lazy to pronounce "Hello" right.

Hip hop goon answering phone: Hela? Naw she ain't here.

by xzybit November 21, 2007

slender

The only remaining personal ad descriptor that means what it says: Slender means slender, unlike average, HWP, thick or athletic, which fatties love to hide behind.

SWF, 5'8 128 slender build, etc.

by xzybit April 1, 2007

Dago Dip

Same as Spanish shower or Nigger and monkey bath. Only washing the armpits and privates and splashing on cologne.

Giovanni took a dago dip this morning

by xzybit March 3, 2006

soulja

A rag on head wearing, weed smoking thug or gangbanger, worthless turd who sits around all day drinking "40's" and lives off his baby mamas welfare because he has no ambition to work. Not to be confused with real "Soldiers" who actully fight and stand for something.

a "Soulja" wouldn't last 30 munutes at Camp Pendelton, Ft Bragg or any other basic training post.

by xzybit March 29, 2005