xzybit's definitions

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

fat girl glitter graphics

The glitter graphics used by fat chicks on myspace, blackplanet or any other blog in place of their photo in their profile, usually of some shapely generic girl shaking her ass.

Fat girl glitter graphics are the rage on myspace.

by xzybit November 8, 2006

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006

bubbly

Type of personality usually displayed by lonley and over eager Fat chicks.

Bertha has a bubbly personality.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Project Pekingese

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

by xzybit December 17, 2004

I'm doing me

When a chick doesn't want to commit to a relationship, usually because she is in a it's complicated situation or she is low key fucking her ex or other dudes, trying to get her sluttiness out of her system before settling down.

Jerome: you know I feel you Lakisha, lets make this happen.

Lakisha: you're a good friend, but I just broke up with my ex. Right now, I'm doing me.

by xzybit April 22, 2011