steven's definitions

Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

by steven May 13, 2005

versatile

A gay/bi term that means a guy is comfortable being either the pitcher or the catcher during anal sex. Some versitile guys have a preference for one over the other, but will do whichever depending on their current partner. Others have no real preference between the two and alternate to keep their sex life more interesting.

Also shortened to "vers".

"Hey.. you top, bottom, or vers?"

by Steven February 12, 2004

peg boy

1. In seafaring, a young male sailor in Her Majesty's Navy, usually of slender disposition who was designated to sit on a peg to keep his anus loose for penetration by the other sailors.
2. In more modern times, a derogatory term denoting a sissy, a fag, or a feminine sailor.

After a long day swabbing the decks, a visit to Billy the peg boy proved to be quite relaxing and enjoyable for Captain Wollingsworth.

by Steven February 28, 2005

croon

To speak, sing, moan, or hum in a soft, gentle, intimate, soothing, or murmuring manner, particularly when adapting to an amplification system or using an echoing effect.

The mother was crooning over the sick child to help her fall asleep.

by Steven January 23, 2004

Meh

Below average...bad.
or as a general term for "don't care"

Example 1
"How're you feeling?"
"Meh."

Example 2
"What would you like to drink?"
"Meh."

by Steven May 13, 2005

fsnsmyc

fucking suck my cock

Hey Alicia why dont you fnsmyc you wh0re.

by steven August 5, 2003

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003