steven's definitions

Sex Text

when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell

My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.

by Steven April 22, 2005

AssAnna Disorder

Someone Who has no idea what the hell they are saying and need to stuf the fuck up.

Anna Said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do't want anyone to know it.

by Steven May 6, 2005

desi dyke

An American lesbian (see dyke) typically of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali descent (see desi).

That desi dyke probably has an easier time being gay here in America than in India.

by Steven February 25, 2007

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008

mac'd

a lowly person who uses internet date sites to meet women, flattering them to make them feel special for the purpose of having sex...then dumping them and making them feel like they've done something wrong to cause the breakup while happily moving on

"That bastard Bill was going out with Mary and then he mac'd her. He's such an insensitive prick, he does it all the time"

by Steven January 1, 2008

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

Punany soonany

When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...

*Girl kisses guy*
Guy thinks "That's some punany soonany right there".

by Steven April 27, 2019