steven's definitions

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004

billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.

I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.

by Steven January 1, 2004

Punany soonany

When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...

*Girl kisses guy*
Guy thinks "That's some punany soonany right there".

by Steven April 27, 2019

Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

by steven May 13, 2005

george w bush

43rd President of the United States and was formerly the 46th Governor of the State of Texas.

"My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message."

by steven March 1, 2005

Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.

Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.

by Steven October 6, 2004

fletch

a idiot

homer simpson

by steven August 10, 2003