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billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.
I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.
by Steven January 1, 2004
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dece

Shortened form of "Decent" but can also be used as a form of greeting. It lets the person know that you are glad to see them.
You walk into your friends car and istead of saying watsup, you say "dece" it implies whatsup, I am ready to go.
by Steven June 14, 2004
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Omegasexual

Omegasexual is the state of being where everything lusts after you. It does not denote your sexual preferance, but rather, denotes other peoples sexual preferance tward you, wether they are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even metrosexual.
John is so hot that he is Omegasexual.
by Steven June 24, 2006
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Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
by Steven January 14, 2004
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Bomb it you fat cunt!

Something Bevvvy said as he threw a apple at Kaleb, in a really Bevvved up voice.
by Steven December 21, 2004
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Punany soonany

When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...
*Girl kisses guy*
Guy thinks "That's some punany soonany right there".
by Steven April 27, 2019
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Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.
Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.
by steven May 13, 2005
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