steven's definitions

Haribon

Filipino word used for the Philippine Eagle a.k.a. Monkey Eating Eagle. It is the largest eagle in the world and is very beautiful. It literally means king of birds.

Wow, look at that beautiful haribon flying over Mt. Apo.

by Steven June 29, 2004

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

danq

A word used by mostly suburban males who think they are something they are not.

Danq means interesting/shocking/crazy and can be used either by wiggers or people making fun of them.

Many times used in conjunction with hella and fire to form the superword, helladanqfire.

Dude, the quarterbacks at this school are SO freaking helladanqfire, haha!

by Steven November 22, 2004

berich

a wanker

look at that gay berich

by steven August 6, 2003

kai hansen

The most under rated man in metal music...The genius behind Helloween, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior and Gravedigger...some of the best power metal bands ever.

Who is that singing on Walls Of Jericho...Why its Kai Hansen

by Steven January 26, 2005

pre game

tim lindsay getting head before his soccer game

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Gulp, ok good luck time

by Steven December 4, 2003