Steven's definitions

mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

cut corners

To take a shortcut. Sometimes refers to doing something more quickly or for a lesser cost, but at a lesser quality.

In order to save time, some workers cut corners and don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

The manager told the cashier, "When selling cigarettes, you cannot cut corners. You must check their ID."

by Steven May 30, 2004

swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

by Steven April 3, 2005

Sausagefests

A party containing nothing but men. Used as an insult, as a way to call someone gay.

That party last Friday was such a sausagefest.

by Steven October 8, 2004

versatile

A gay/bi term that means a guy is comfortable being either the pitcher or the catcher during anal sex. Some versitile guys have a preference for one over the other, but will do whichever depending on their current partner. Others have no real preference between the two and alternate to keep their sex life more interesting.

Also shortened to "vers".

"Hey.. you top, bottom, or vers?"

by Steven February 12, 2004

ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

by Steven September 12, 2003

monkeyy

A cool person named Steven who loves doris.

Monkeyy loves his baby girl

by Steven January 7, 2005