spinningtabletop's definitions

was like

In very casual slang, "was like," basically substitutes for "said."

I was like, "I need to define this term", but my brother was, like, "no, everyone knows it already," but I was, like, "hey, I have nothing better to do."

by spinningtabletop May 21, 2009

junkitarian

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.

"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."

by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009

fuck this shit

Expression that shows you have no vocabulary and marks you as uneducated. It shows complete laziness and stupidity to use f*** and s*** to express 90% of all statements. Learn some other words.

Fuck this shit, man! No, I'm serious, this $h!t over here is like, f***ed! This part is...."

"Dude-your engine failed because the timing belt wore out. Can't you just say that?"

by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009