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The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.
Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009
Get the Barbieismmug. Is Ashton Kutcher, Demi's husboy?
by sarasplayroom.com May 13, 2010
Get the husboymug. Cuban slang for an old person with white hair, referring to the sugar color of their hair. Can be used to describe a man or a woman. If used to describe an old man, may also refer to his background as a cane-cutter in Cuba. Especially heard to describe old Cubans around Miami. Somewhat disrespectful when referring to older persons, but acceptable in referring to former cane-cutters.
Yo, Cano, did you used to cut cane in the cane fields. Yo, viejo (old person) I'm talking to you, are you deaf?
by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009
Get the Canomug. Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.
Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!
by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009
Get the Midnight Chokermug. FloHo (or plural FloHo's) are Ho's in Florida. SoFloHo's are Ho's in South Florida. FloHo's are not imports but local Ho's. Known for blowing off annoying hypersexed 'regular' guys who are only in their city or town traveling in for fun in the sun or for Spring Break. FloHo's prefer local dudes or rich men traveling in.
Check out the FloHo's on the beach. Thong bikinis and bitchin' tans. Man they totally dissed us when they found out we were just dudes on vacay (vacation) from Idaho.
by sarasplayroom.com July 2, 2009
Get the FloHomug. An anorexic vegetarian for whom vegetarianism is just another way to obsess about their eating habits and to justify their denial of eating foods to themselves or in front of other people.
The true sign of an anorexitarian is instead of saying: "Two slices of pizza has more calories than I eat in a week" - the anorexitarian will say: "I cannot eat this black olive and spinach pizza because the pizzeria does not have a separate pizza oven for vegetarian or vegan pies. Pepperoni may have touched my pizza."
by sarasplayroom.com November 28, 2010
Get the Anorexitarianmug. Paid every 2 weeks, this means into the 2nd week, the payees are beginning to feel the pinch of not budgeting their 2 week pay to last 2 weeks....
One Dude to Another: Getting paid E2W sux!
Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.
Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
Another: I know, I'm like so low on money, it's Ramen Noodle time.
Dude: I need to be more disciplined about the cash flow.
by sarasplayroom.com October 6, 2009
Get the E2Wmug.