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Before the Cash. Someone's lack of cash status, usually a man, and usually someone who has potential, but is at poverty or just above poverty level then hits it big: wins the lottery, gets a record deal, major league sports deal, sells his dotcom or biz, inherits money, and then is rolling in the cash.
Golddiggers try to spot the B.C. guys so that when the B.C. guys hit the cash, the golddiggers will be right there, ready to pounce.
by Sarasplayroom.com April 12, 2009
Get the B.C. mug.The futile attempts of beta females to superficially replicate the look of alpha females via fake bolt-on breasts, fake spray-on tans, hair extensions and so on.
Envy of much prettier and more successful women leads to desparate Barbieism in trailer trash wannabes.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 21, 2009
Get the Barbieism mug.Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.
The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Pool Whores mug.Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.
Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the sock-pussy mug.A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.
Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Service Male mug.The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.
Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.
by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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