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The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
Get the Red Car Small Penis mug.Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009
Get the Oompa Loompas mug.Cuban slang for an old person with white hair, referring to the sugar color of their hair. Can be used to describe a man or a woman. If used to describe an old man, may also refer to his background as a cane-cutter in Cuba. Especially heard to describe old Cubans around Miami. Somewhat disrespectful when referring to older persons, but acceptable in referring to former cane-cutters.
Yo, Cano, did you used to cut cane in the cane fields. Yo, viejo (old person) I'm talking to you, are you deaf?
by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009
Get the Cano mug.Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.
Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!
by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009
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by sarasplayroom.com May 13, 2010
Get the husboy mug.Alcohol. Long before any of the hypnotics and exotics were used to incapacitate an unsuspecting woman, men used to ply women with booze until they were so drunk, they didn't realize the trap they had fallen into.
Girl #1: I woke up and didn't even know where I was, whose bed I was in or what happened, but I knew I had to get out of there
Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?
Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember
Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same
Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....
Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?
Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember
Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same
Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
Get the Original Date Rape Drug mug.When a client at a strip club cheaps out and doesn't sit at the rail, but back far enough that he can see everything without having to tip, thus spawning the term: off the rail
Stripper to another: I wish they would ban that perv, all he does is pay the door charge, nurse one drink for like 2 hours and sit off the rail so he doesn't have to tip. What a loser.
by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009
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