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Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010

Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009

K Flow

Cash flow referring to major cash flow in the thousands, hence the use of the 'K'. Usually refers to someone with a lot of cash flow who is showy about it; therefore, people know this person has K Flow. Term especially used in niteclubs, strip clubs, casinos.

One clubgoer to another: Not only does he have the Flow, he has the K Flow.

Another: Yeah he's always straight to the VIP room with that stack.

by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009

Shops for Tops

A faggy bottom boy who looks for dominant tops in bars, clubs or online.

Chad always shops for tops. He doesn't want to end up with another faggy bottom boy.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009

Clickster

Someone with way too much time on their hands who gets a cheap thrill by clicking on Google Adsense, Google Adword and other Sponsored Ads on searches and websites that he knows will cost that company a paid click even tho he has no intention of checking out the site or the product. Especially likes to click on sites belonging to larger companies or porn sites, with the click representing a little f*ck you to that company.

When a clickster has nothing better to do, a clickster does random Google searches and clicks on the paid ads to cost those companies a few cents each.

by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009

Anorexitarian

An anorexic vegetarian for whom vegetarianism is just another way to obsess about their eating habits and to justify their denial of eating foods to themselves or in front of other people.

The true sign of an anorexitarian is instead of saying: "Two slices of pizza has more calories than I eat in a week" - the anorexitarian will say: "I cannot eat this black olive and spinach pizza because the pizzeria does not have a separate pizza oven for vegetarian or vegan pies. Pepperoni may have touched my pizza."

by sarasplayroom.com November 28, 2010