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OQWM

Acronym for OLD QUEER WITH MONEY. Targets for young gay males and gay hustlers who want the Old Queer's Money and will do what it takes sexually to get it. The Old Queers are usually perceived to be easy marks, are submissive or bottoms. They often have toupees, fake and bake tans, get bad plastic surgeries or too much botox in trying to retain their fleeting and far gone youthful looks, but the OQWM love and crave the attention of the 20-something gayboys. Often synonymous with OLD QUEEN WITH MONEY.
I heard these 3 guys at the gaybar talking about this OQWM. They were going to drop by his house the next day, hang out at the pool, have some drinks and the OQ was boing to pay to blow them all.
by sarasplayroom.com June 11, 2009
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Bongsucking Leech

Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.
That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
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Pool Whores

Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.
The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void

Tweets / Twitter Messages of no importance, relevance or interest
1st Tweet: Im painting my toenails right now
2nd Tweet: a rilly awesome color

3rd Tweet: Duz N E 1 want 2 C pixxx
4th Tweet: Jelis H8TRS!!!

Obviously Solipsistic Ramblings into the Void!
by sarasplayroom.com July 31, 2009
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Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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BLACKER

A black man who dates and has sexual encounters only with white women, primarily UK slang, attributed to mainly black athletes who are known to date the hottest white UK glamour models, actresses, singers, reality tv stars, etc. Usually, the blacker is also known to be well-endowed and sought out by these women as desirable sexually, but also financially due to their wealth. Blacker is a noun, not a verb or adjective.
He is a total blacker, never dates black women, never even looks at them. His white girlfriends are his trophies.
by sarasplayroom.com January 28, 2010
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GOAD

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009
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