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John: Dude! I think I have herpes!
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
Get the Internet Condommug. A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010
Get the Poondextermug. by rogerthewhale November 27, 2013
Get the Breastrauntmug. A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.
Also a device used to snort coke.
Also a device used to snort coke.
If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.
by rogerthewhale March 12, 2014
Get the Moneymug. The act of fart smells diminishing, then suddenly coming back, even though only one fart was released. It is a phenomenon caused when the ass vapors bounce off of walls.
I farted in school. The smell lasted for about a minute. After 30 or so seconds, the fart echo came, and it stayed for another minute, giving the people around me a double dose of my stinky stuff.
by rogerthewhale April 10, 2010
Get the Fart echomug. Verb
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
Get the Tattoo Hoardingmug. The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
Get the New Year's Daymug.