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Pookake

A fetish whereby dozens of men shit on the face of one woman, one right after the other.
Dude, bukkake is so 2012. It's all about pookake now.
by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013
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Taco Supreme

1. A taco with sour cream and tomatoes.

2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).
1. I thought this taco supreme would have a lot more to it than just sour cream and tomatos for that extra dollar I paid!

2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.
by rogerthewhale October 31, 2011
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Infatubation

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012
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Teacher With Benefits

Every high school boys' fantasy. A teacher that will have sex with him.
Jake: Man Mrs. Johnson looks like a great piece of ass. I would totally do her!

Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.

Jake: You tapped that?!?

Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
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Niggerphiliac

One who fucks dead black guys.
Bob: Wanna go to the cemetery to fuck some corpses?

John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2011
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Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.
1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011
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Making infatuation

Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.
John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.

Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2010
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