rogerthewhale's definitions

Pookake

A fetish whereby dozens of men shit on the face of one woman, one right after the other.

Dude, bukkake is so 2012. It's all about pookake now.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Taco Supreme

1. A taco with sour cream and tomatoes.

2. The act of fucking a girl on her period (tomato) then shooting your load (sour cream) onto her pussy (taco).

1. I thought this taco supreme would have a lot more to it than just sour cream and tomatos for that extra dollar I paid!

2. Last night, i gave this bitch a taco supreme. I came on her period-blood-soaked cunt. It made my penis feel good, but I am probably going to hell now.

by rogerthewhale October 31, 2011

Infatubation

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.

I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!

by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012

Money

A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.

If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.

by rogerthewhale March 12, 2014

Fuck

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.

Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!

Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.

Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!

Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.

All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!

by rogerthewhale December 4, 2011

Breastraunt

A restraunt that features waitresses' tits.

Hooters is a popular breastraunt chain.

by rogerthewhale November 27, 2013

Poondexter

A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!

by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010