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Damn! Look at that booty on her.
Yeah, I'll bet she shat out of it this morning, and she probably did a mediocre job of wiping.
Still would bang it!
Yeah, I'll bet she shat out of it this morning, and she probably did a mediocre job of wiping.
Still would bang it!
by rogerthewhale September 15, 2013
Get the Booty mug.A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
Get the Bad Pube Day mug.John: Dude! I think I have herpes!
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
Get the Internet Condom mug.The act of fart smells diminishing, then suddenly coming back, even though only one fart was released. It is a phenomenon caused when the ass vapors bounce off of walls.
I farted in school. The smell lasted for about a minute. After 30 or so seconds, the fart echo came, and it stayed for another minute, giving the people around me a double dose of my stinky stuff.
by rogerthewhale April 10, 2010
Get the Fart echo mug.1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012
Get the Infatubation mug.Jake: Man Mrs. Johnson looks like a great piece of ass. I would totally do her!
Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.
Jake: You tapped that?!?
Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.
Jake: You tapped that?!?
Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
Get the Teacher With Benefits mug.Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.
John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2010
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