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When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.
I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.
by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010
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Get the Breastraunt mug.A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?
Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?
John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!
by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010
Get the Poondexter mug.A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.
Also a device used to snort coke.
Also a device used to snort coke.
If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.
by rogerthewhale March 12, 2014
Get the Money mug.An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.
Noun: I don't give a fuck about politics!
Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.
Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!
Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.
All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
Verb: I want to fuck Jessica Alba more than my hand.
Adjective: Shit! That sky is fuckin' blue!
Adverb: President Obama just fuckin' signed a new jobs bill.
All the above: You fuckin' fucked my fuckin' girlfriend, you backstabbing fuck!!!
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2011
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To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.
Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?
Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.
Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013
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