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When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.
I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.
by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010
Get the Gas chambering mug.A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013
Get the Blue balling mug.A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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by rogerthewhale December 19, 2010
Get the GED mug.John: Dude! I think I have herpes!
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
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Get the Glitter Bomb mug.John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!
Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.
John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.
Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.
John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.
by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010
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