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1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 14, 2010
Get the Gubernational mug.Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.
Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.
(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?
Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
by rogerthewhale March 9, 2014
Get the Creep mug.Bob: Wanna go to the cemetery to fuck some corpses?
John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
John: Sure, but let's just fuck the black corpses. I'm a niggerphiliac.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2011
Get the Niggerphiliac mug.1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.
2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011
Get the Exasperbated mug.Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)
Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.
(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
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(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010
Get the Cock fight mug.1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."
2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.
2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.
by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013
Get the Love is blind mug.Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.
John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2010
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