John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."
Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."
John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."
John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."
by rogerthewhale October 26, 2014
The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
The Equator Penis Measuring System (EPMS) is the system that gives an approximation of one's penis size. Generally speaking, the closer you live to the Ecuador, the larger your penis is. For example, Africans and Latin Americans living on the equator will have penises measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the English and Scottish living up north have penises measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. There are also intermediate points. Italians, for example, have penises about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.
Example of the Equator Penis Measuring System
Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.
Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!
Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!
Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.
Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!
Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!
by rogerthewhale March 08, 2013
by rogerthewhale May 29, 2013
1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 13, 2010
The worst pop artist in history, with the added phrase "with a dollar sign" to make evident the crappiness of her act, especially her name. Ke$ha?!? Are you fuckin' serious. KE$HA?!? Oh yeah Kesha (with a dollar sign), you think you are so cute and so smart by coming up with a dollar sign in lieu of an "s". I can't believe nobody thought of that before! It's almost as shitty as the music itself. I would rather get stung up the dick hole by a hornet than listen to a so-called-song of yours.
Come on, why does all this crappy music exist today? Why did John Lennon and Kurt Kobain have to die? Fuck Justin Bieber. Fuck The Jonas Brothers. Fuck Miley Cyrus. And especially Fuck Kesha with a dollar sign.
by rogerthewhale August 26, 2010
My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.
by rogerthewhale October 21, 2010