The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.
Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.
by Dave Miller October 15, 2020
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The herpes of crafts.
I have glitter all over my face and I can’t get rid of it.
by shelby oakes January 2, 2018
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An unholy disease that transcends time and space.
I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me.
by twistediniquity December 30, 2009
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n.

A sparkling or glistening light.
Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness.
An amazing person with a large heart and big SPIRITS!
You're nickname is glitter for a reason; so live your life and kick his ass to the curve.
by zooo October 27, 2010
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The collective noun for a group of three or more young women, typically caucasian, who exhibit two or more of the following traits;
Fall attire
Pumpkin spice anything
Yoga pants
A need to laugh in unison, loudly
"Shit, this store was quiet until that glitter of girls walked in here. I bet they haven't even been to the gym today."
by kittenkeeper November 9, 2017
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A magical substance that shames any serious person found with it on. A perfect weapon to use on bosses who have just sacked you. Turns wampires into meyerpires.
"Dammit, Steve threw glitter on me and now I have to walk around looking like an idiot all day!"
"Harsh. That stuff doesn't come off, man."
by The Magnificent Mr. Crane December 22, 2009
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The sparkly stuff Ke$ha's obsessed with singing about and putting on face. Also thrown around everywhere in the "Take It Off" video and what Katy Perry sang in her song "Last Friday Night." Can be used to throw in your enemies' eyes and make a dazzling getaway.
Ex. 1: "There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor."

Ex. 2: wtf is with Ke$ha and glitter

Ex. 3: Sane Kid: "I don't trust them."
Ke$ha: "It's okay, I have glitter."
Sane Kid: "Why?"
Ke$ha: "I always have glitter. For my face. It also tastes like chicken. I stole it from a pixie!"
Formerly Sane Kid: "Oh. Okay."
by PhenomenalDrummer September 19, 2010
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