53 definitions by rogerthewhale

Verb

to defer or delay much-needed exercise.
I had a fitness test on Monday, but never fully prepared. I spent the last month procrastercising.
by rogerthewhale October 14, 2011
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After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.
Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!
by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013
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1) of or pertaining to a president or the office of a president.

2) a derivative of gubernatorial. However, instead of pertaining to a state governor, it pertains to a president, hence the word "national."
The 2012 election will be sooooooo long! It'll Probably just be two straight years of assholes taking up regularly scheduled television programing for their elitist gubernational debates.
by rogerthewhale December 13, 2010
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One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.
by rogerthewhale July 26, 2013
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The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.
My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.
by rogerthewhale October 21, 2010
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A restraunt that features waitresses' tits.
Hooters is a popular breastraunt chain.
by rogerthewhale November 28, 2013
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What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.
OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.
by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014
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