poudink's definitions

this generation

The worst generation of them all. It's been known for centuries and centuries that this generation sucks. Thankfully, once a new generation arrives to take up the title, it stops being the newest generation and can take up the title of cultured and knowledgeable.

Boomer: This generation is the worst by far!
Zoomer: Don't worry, once the next generation is born you'll realize how cultured and knowledgable we are.

by poudink November 14, 2020

Rainbow Road

The afterlife. Once a person dies, they are sent to race on the Rainbow Road with Peach, Mario and the Toad.

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road. It is a road that you go. It's a road that you go, when you die.

by poudink November 25, 2020

alantutorial

The number one source of tutorials on Youtube. His tutorial page has everything ranging from "How to Pick Up a Blue Chair Off the Ground" to "How To Clean Off Elephant Sugar Glue". If you need instructions on something, chances are you'll find them there.

Pleb: Dude how are you so good at leaking on a piece of paper? Did you use wikihow for this?
Legend: Please don't associate me with that terrible excuse of a "tutorial website". alantutorial's tutorial page is where it's at, my dude.

by poudink November 26, 2020

Teletoon

Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.

Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?

by poudink November 29, 2020

Giphy

A website that pretends it has all of the best GIF files even though they're really looped MP4s.

Giphy: Look at all our GIF files! We swear they're not MPEG4-encoded video files!

by poudink December 8, 2020

GIF

A hopelessly outdated image format that is nowadays mostly used for animated pictures. Has ridiculous limitations such as a maximum of 256 colors and inefficient compression but keeps being used because none of the superior alternative formats ever caught on. Also, nobody seems to be able to agree on the pronounciation, for some reason.

Person: Woah, nice GIF you got there. Sucks you can see so much banding from those pesky color limitations.
GIPHY: So, are you gonna use a GIF in your definition or not?
Person: Nah, wouldn't be caught dead using one of those things. It's not like GIPHY even really uses GIFs. They're all just looped MP4s.

by poudink December 17, 2020

reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.

you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.

by poudink January 1, 2021