nathan's definitions

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Dendrophilia

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

by Nathan April 29, 2003

Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

by Nathan March 1, 2005

SUCKHOLE

Another word for A-hole

That guy is such a suckhole!

by Nathan March 23, 2007

lehmur

A slang term for the animal "lemur" used on the internet.

I saw a lehmur at the Zoo.

by Nathan June 19, 2006

typo

An excuse for not knowing the correct spelling of a word.

1: Thats wierd, my indeviduality is deprishiating at an starteling rate

2: what?

1: Uh... typo

2: Moron.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

Pizza game

The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.

see also bagel game, butan

The pizza game is enjoyed by fraternities across America.

by Nathan January 27, 2005