nathan's definitions

Pizza game

The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.

see also bagel game, butan

The pizza game is enjoyed by fraternities across America.

by Nathan January 27, 2005

SUCKHOLE

Another word for A-hole

That guy is such a suckhole!

by Nathan March 23, 2007

polygamy

The opposite of monogamy. To have many sexual partners within short intervals of time is to be polygamous. Expanding upon this, having bitches or call girls or multiple friends with benefits is being polygamous.

Polygamous behavior is one of the greatest proliferators of STD's next to sharing needles.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

skudgemudgeon

cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.

term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.

You old skudgemudgeon, how you been doing?

by Nathan August 1, 2004

Cheesetopia

noun, a utopian country in which all of the government is based upon cheese.

Cheesetopia is the best country in the world!

by Nathan June 23, 2003

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.

I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.

by Nathan May 13, 2005