nathan's definitions

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.

Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

lehmur

A slang term for the animal "lemur" used on the internet.

I saw a lehmur at the Zoo.

by Nathan June 19, 2006

naphy

Cowardly, weak, generally lame. Used primarily as an adjective but can also be a noun. Basically synonymous with pussy.

Jorge didn't want to go tag up the overpass with us... that fool's hella naphy!

by Nathan June 28, 2005

pikne

little person,young person

you're just a pikne

by Nathan September 22, 2003

SUCKHOLE

Another word for A-hole

That guy is such a suckhole!

by Nathan March 23, 2007

trues

when someone accuses you of a liar.

Joe: I bet you 10 dollars I can dust it.
Jane: Lies!
Joe: Trues!

by nathan August 10, 2004