Definitions by n333m
mitch hedberg
"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
mitch hedberg by n333m October 19, 2004
insulin
if you eat pixie sticks you pacreas is going to have to work harder, if it doesn't work you have to take insulin injection
stoner
a person who enjoys the high that marijuana, canabis, or hash. Stoners are normally happyer, less violent people who have a better appreciation for life. Some people seem to blame them for the down fall of society, ironically those are the people causeing the down fall because of beliefs that money is more important then joy or life.
marijuana causes a happy fealing meaning stoners are happy and not violent people. Some one need to get george bush stoned.
Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix by n333m August 30, 2004