Belive

this word is literally just someone that was stupid and spelled believe wrong :D

thank me later, but in advanced... your welcome.

Dude, I can't even belive you right now.

by duhitz.litty03 September 23, 2020

Belive

Often autocorrected to believe
Verb 1. To remain, stay
2. A misspelling of believe
3. "Shut the fuck up" (by Merriam Webster Official March 12th, 2023)
Adverb.
1. Quickly, forthwith
2. Soon, presently, before long; by and by, anon
See bleve and blive

I belove here, so he will be able to belive here

by Master of beargreen August 4, 2023

Belive

"Shut the fuck up"

Clark: I like cats.
Kent: Belive or Be out.

by Merriam Webster Official March 12, 2023

Belive

belive - definition: Kavindu is gay pronunciation: ka-vin-du-i-z-g-a-e

I believe belive

by RustyOldVolvo December 8, 2019

i can’t belive its not butter

The fucking stupidest shit u can name a product

I can’t belive its not butter!
Kys

by Lukiboss April 23, 2018

i cant belive its not butter

but chuck norris can

e.g.
randome1: i cant belive its not butter
randome2: chuck norris can
randome1: no dude just no
randome2:watch what you say chuck norris might round house kick you

by maderthanyou January 21, 2009

cant belive you found this.

Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina

cant belive you found this.

by sped demon January 27, 2023