mitch hedberg

Funniest comedian alive, see crack head, lol but the best crack head.

"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

by n333m October 19, 2004

neeem

a word for everything like shibby, dude its neem time, lets neem, bye bye or neem.

other ways spelt neeem or /\/333/\/\

by n333m August 23, 2004

toes

ugly things attached to your feet that you always end up stubbing forcing you to swear like a drunken sailor.

feet nibblets,
foot jam makers,
the fingers long lost brother

by n333m August 23, 2004

insulin

a natural chemical your pancreas creates to regulate your blood sugars

if you eat pixie sticks you pacreas is going to have to work harder, if it doesn't work you have to take insulin injection

by n333m August 30, 2004

George w Bush

possibly stupidest man alive

he waved to stevie wonder...stevie wonder is blind.
He said the french dont even have a word for entrepreneur, entrepreneur is a french word. he belives killing people might prevent death.

by n333m August 23, 2004

Rock head

A crack head or someone who smokes crack.
Crack looks a lot like a small rock.

Yea man the rock head o.d over there but lived

by n333m September 23, 2005

nose burp

the act of burbing out of your nose,
Drinking 4 sodas and holding your mouth shut when you have to burp will cause a nose burp.

burping through ones nose

by n333m August 25, 2004