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appocalypse

When an app you have come to depend on stops working such that you can't get it to work again for the life of you. An appocalypse can be so brutal that it may result in your spending great sums of money on a new device that can run the (most likely free) app you have gotten so addicted to.
A: "Oh no! Candy Crush is no longer working on my iPod! Now what am I supposed to do with my life???"

B: "Maybe it's not too late to stop this appocalypse in its tracks! Try updating the OS and then reinstalling the app!"
by minagica June 25, 2015
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fauxminist

Someone who purposefully pretends to be or merely mistakenly thinks themself to be a feminist but really isn't.
Fauxminists want to eat their cake and have it too!
by minagica March 27, 2015
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pussy chord

A combination of guitar chords bitches love. It's the pseudo-musical panty-remover. Oasis's 'Wonderwall' is an excellent example.

For those who like a challenge, the definition can be narrowed down to chords that specifically resonate at a vagina's natural frequency, causing intense orgasm :P
I'm gonna buy a guitar and in a week I'll play some pussy chords and get laid. Maybe I'll actually learn when I have time though.
by minagica July 11, 2010
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net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica November 29, 2015
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throatstipation

The feeling of a burp refusing to come out.
I got throatstipation when I burped after eating too quickly but the burp wasn't big enough.
by minagica December 18, 2014
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sucrosity

Sucrose content of a sugar solution. Since sucrose is also the regular table sugar, the word can simply mean sugar content of a drink, juice or syrup.
In order to run our experiment, we had to increase the sucrosity of our solution gradually, by about 5 grams of sucrose at a time.
by minagica April 28, 2011
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permasingle

The state of being single "forever". Applies both to those who simply can't seem to be able to find someone to be with (involuntary permasingles) and to those who are purposefully choosing to be single for any number of reasons, such as career, asexuality, etc. (voluntary permasingles).
There may come a time when it becomes preferable to grab the bull by the horns and choose to be permasingle rather than to allow yourself to get devastated by disappointments after disappointment with all the wrong people.
by minagica June 4, 2015
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