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Purposefully obtuse

When you ask questions or do something, just for the sake of doing it without any real purpose.
the child was asking so many questions his friend said he was being purposefully obtuse
Purposefully obtuse by anonymous March 15, 2023

Purposefully obtuse

when you are being stupid or unclear on purpose- to cause trouble or confusion. can also be condradictory
kid: i did my homework but i didnt do my homework
teacher:stop being Purposefully obtuse

Purposeful Nippling 

Purposeful nippling is going after the nipples with a purpose like are you gonna bite them? You want to lick them? Or can I just get a nibble. Simply put, it’s going at the nipples with a purpose. As opposed to accidental nippling where somebody’s nipples end up in your face and you’re overwhelmed by the nipple and compelled to put it in your mouth and do something with it. See accidental nippling for this.
My pepperoni nipples inspired some purposeful nippling last night.

purposeful porpoise 

an accidental dolphin, but on purpose
I was getting tired of that chick, so i gave her a purposeful porpoise.
purposeful porpoise by pdxrhino April 27, 2006

Purposeful 

The act of being on purpose, or indicating that something is the opposite of accidental.....okay Mike??
My absence wasn't purposeful
Purposeful by Julie August 30, 2004

Multi-purposeful 

Something that has multiple purposes.
Such as: all you can do is smoke pot, but cocaine is multi-purposeful!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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