maxzilla's definitions

LMF

cantonise rapers

lmf is a group of cantonise rappers

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

caul

placenta. some children are born with it. in some cutures (Cuba for example) it is considered extremely lucky, and the person may carry it in a pouch with them wherever they go to bring luck.

that boy has second sight! he was born with a caul

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

Wildcat Destabilization

1. we're not quite sure, but its what happens to the Pillar of Autumn in Halo which results in a large explosion and lots of fun in a warthog.

cortana: we're having a wildcat destabilization of the ship's fusion core!
master chief: WTF? so what do I do?
cortana: drive! drive like your a fat kid and 7-11 is about to close!

by maxzilla April 22, 2004

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

admin_votekick

see votekick

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

bob costas

sportscaster for espn and the olympics. he is fiendishly evil, and has crushed whole contries with his paralyzing fear teqnique.

"dont go to athens, $2Bn on security is not enough, lets crush their economy!"

by maxzilla March 27, 2005

ubermench

super men, Hitlers ideal for the SS before the US kicked their sorry asses.

I am the ubermench, fuck not with me.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003