maxzilla's definitions

hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

hooker is the pimp of hookers.

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.

dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!

by maxzilla April 25, 2005

what the widget

something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion

guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

aterrex

a gamer well known for his admin abuse, bad spelling, and forum trolling. he should be avoided like the plague, unless you belive you can defeat him.

aterrex is speedhacking n00bs again. I think we should just go spectator and watch them cry.

by maxzilla March 15, 2005

purple helmeted love warrior

penis

by maxzilla June 24, 2003

canabis

A proccesed for of Marajuana

I smell CANIBUS!

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

stir crazy

when you go nuts from sitting in one place too long, like when you get fidgety at the end of a 3 hour lecture. charicterized by repeating the same task over and over, fussing over everything, and percieving the clock as moving in slow motion.

i cant take this anymore, the class is another 10 minutes to go. I'm going stir crazy!

by maxzilla April 12, 2005