maxzilla's definitions

metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

by maxzilla October 28, 2003

pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.

dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!

by maxzilla April 25, 2005

hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

hooker is the pimp of hookers.

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

caul

placenta. some children are born with it. in some cutures (Cuba for example) it is considered extremely lucky, and the person may carry it in a pouch with them wherever they go to bring luck.

that boy has second sight! he was born with a caul

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

chimichanga

1. an dish at chili's
2. pussy

I ate that chimichanga

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

riot police

dickwads

stupid riot police.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

flatulate

fart

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass

by maxzilla June 21, 2003