maxzilla's definitions

ubermench

super men, Hitlers ideal for the SS before the US kicked their sorry asses.

I am the ubermench, fuck not with me.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

dickwads

assholes, only worse

that dickwad took my cash!

by maxzilla June 23, 2003

80-80

total crap

I was typing on my 80 80 and it crapped out

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

aflac

a company with a funny duck who says aflac as a slogan. aflac as an interjection can be used as well when you can't think of something to say, but you know you should talk.

#1: Maxzilla where's your homework?
#2: Aflac!

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

egyptian rat screw

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand

sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

purple helmeted love warrior

penis

by maxzilla June 24, 2003

stir crazy

when you go nuts from sitting in one place too long, like when you get fidgety at the end of a 3 hour lecture. charicterized by repeating the same task over and over, fussing over everything, and percieving the clock as moving in slow motion.

i cant take this anymore, the class is another 10 minutes to go. I'm going stir crazy!

by maxzilla April 12, 2005