marc's definitions

poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.

What are you doing for PoonFest?

by Marc December 7, 2004

coolio

Coolio was a Rapper who was a "one hit wonder". Everyone knows him fro gangsta's paradise and thats it.

"Whats that song coolio has done ages ago"

"gansgters paradise is the onl;y one hes done"

by Marc May 28, 2004

the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

by marc February 3, 2005

Pre-teen player

One of more than 18 years of age, who enjoys sex with younger girls, under the age of 14

"Jon tried to fuck a 13 year old the other day, what a fucken pre-teen player!"

by Marc November 11, 2003

cock diesel

adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka

by Marc January 4, 2003

ya-hooka

weed, marijuana, bud, refer,pot, ganga

yo cuz you wanna go buy a fat sack of yahooka

by marc March 11, 2004

farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

by Marc April 25, 2005