marc's definitions
by Marc November 22, 2003
Get the disconcurmug. 1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.
Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup
Ant: jack shit
Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup
Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.
2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.
3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.
3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003
Get the fucktonmug. Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.
by Marc April 4, 2005
Get the Bobertmug. 1. verb. To be sexually unfaithful either breaking a promise of sexual fidelity or lying about sexual encounters.
2. verb. To surruptitiosly copy answers from another student in school in order to hide the lack of knowledge of the curriculum.
3. proper noun "The Cheat". An animated character from www.homestarrunner.com who is characterized by his short yellow body and unintelligible speech.
4. noun. In video games, a code (whether secret or published) or a series of movements (whether intentionally programmed or a glitch or coded by the player) input by the player in order to achieve one or more of the following:
a. enhance one's abilities in game play such as unlimited ammunition, enhanced or normally unavailable weapons, or God Mode;
b. unlock hidden easter eggs
c. unlock otherwise unavailable levels of play (see the Mario series of games)
d. (when coded by the player) to gain an unfair advantage in multiplayer competition
2. verb. To surruptitiosly copy answers from another student in school in order to hide the lack of knowledge of the curriculum.
3. proper noun "The Cheat". An animated character from www.homestarrunner.com who is characterized by his short yellow body and unintelligible speech.
4. noun. In video games, a code (whether secret or published) or a series of movements (whether intentionally programmed or a glitch or coded by the player) input by the player in order to achieve one or more of the following:
a. enhance one's abilities in game play such as unlimited ammunition, enhanced or normally unavailable weapons, or God Mode;
b. unlock hidden easter eggs
c. unlock otherwise unavailable levels of play (see the Mario series of games)
d. (when coded by the player) to gain an unfair advantage in multiplayer competition
1. That cheating bitch fucked my best friend, so I decided to break up with her.
2. I didn't study for the test, but I got a kick-ass grade anyway because my bro Jay let me cheat.
3. Homestarrunner.com has flash cartoons featuring funny characters like Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and his little lackey The Cheat.
4. Carol is the biggest video game geek in town. Whenever a new game comes out, we can always look to her to find all the latest cheats.
2. I didn't study for the test, but I got a kick-ass grade anyway because my bro Jay let me cheat.
3. Homestarrunner.com has flash cartoons featuring funny characters like Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and his little lackey The Cheat.
4. Carol is the biggest video game geek in town. Whenever a new game comes out, we can always look to her to find all the latest cheats.
by Marc February 24, 2004
Get the cheatmug. noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.
HS: What are you doing?
SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.
HS: Can I see?
SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.
SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.
HS: Can I see?
SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.
by Marc February 24, 2004
Get the thing in a bagmug. by marc March 4, 2005
Get the flupejackmug. 1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
by Marc January 27, 2004
Get the straight actingmug.