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Spoooolllllz

When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools.
"Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"
by Marc December 7, 2004
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axion

AxioN is pwning s0m3 b1sh3s!
AxioN is the man, I need some AxioN.

AxioN is shiznit
by Marc May 26, 2004
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over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.
When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.
by Marc February 16, 2005
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six pack

1. noun. Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.

2. noun. a collection of six single serve cans or bottles of a beverage (usually soda or beer) packaged together in either cardboard or plastic rings

3. (sexual) verb. to stimulate a female sexual partner by placing two digits of the same hand into the anus and vagina as if preparing to pick up a six pack (as per def 2).

4. (technical) noun or verb. While working an entertainment event on ice such as a hockey game or ice skating event, to slip and fall on the ice while not wearing ice skates.

Entymology/notes: (def 3) Derogatory. Usually employed while bragging in locker room type situations. (def 4) Used by stage hands and those who have occasion to work on ice rinks while wearing civilian shoes. If said person slips on the ice and falls, another ice worker who sees the incident may traditionally call upon the victim to buy a six pack (as per def 2) for the witness after helping him or her off the ice, especially if the incident involves injury.
1. She must do situps. Her stomach is sporting a six pack that just won't fucking quit!

2. While in the store, I bought a pack of fags and a six pack of beer.

3. I was going down on this chick last night and right when she was about to come, I six packed her and the bitch went fucking nuts!

4. I helped the newbie up after he six packed into the ice. He was more careful after that to watch his step when the Zamboni had shaved the ice.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.
When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.
by Marc April 3, 2005
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funasuperific

Like fun+super+terrific
Also if not so great funarific
I won!! Thats fun funasuperific
by marc December 6, 2004
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mukjes

Did you update the mukjes.
by marc May 9, 2003
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