marc's definitions

owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

by marc March 9, 2005

poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.

What are you doing for PoonFest?

by Marc December 7, 2004

the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

by marc February 3, 2005

coolio

Coolio was a Rapper who was a "one hit wonder". Everyone knows him fro gangsta's paradise and thats it.

"Whats that song coolio has done ages ago"

"gansgters paradise is the onl;y one hes done"

by Marc May 28, 2004

unsat

adj. Of poor quality. Lacking.

entemology: Thanks to the military's love for abbreviations and acronyms, unsat is shor for "unsatisfactory"

The plebe had unpolished shoes and a wrinkled uniform. The inspecting officer failed him and said he was completely unsat.

by Marc February 7, 2004

Packrat

The Woman Named Leonor Cabrera

Leonor Is such a packrat

by Marc March 4, 2004

Klanker

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.

Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.

by Marc April 3, 2005