luke's definitions

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

t and a

tits and ass

Let's join Tae-Bo and get some T and A!

by Luke April 2, 2003

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.

I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.

by Luke March 25, 2004

dilettante

A person prone to become mildly involved with or superficially interested in various subjects instead of developing any specific skill or knowledge to its fullest. Often used to describe amateur or wanna-be artists.

John, a dilettante who played seven muscial instruments, couldn't get a spot in the school band because he didn't play any single instrument well.

by Luke August 23, 2004

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 8, 2005

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005