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cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)
my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft
by luke January 18, 2004
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Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.
Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:
by Luke May 10, 2005
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commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.
"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."
by Luke December 1, 2004
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bo selecta

a real funny progame ever
thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david
by luke September 5, 2003
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tarah

tarah: good bye. Often used by people in the north of England.
Tarah mate! I'll see you later!
by Luke July 28, 2004
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the faller

the act of eattin a girls snatch then comming up with red pubic hair all over your mouth.
After a long hard day at work the only thing at the house to eat was pussy, so i got the faller.
by luke February 17, 2005
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parrett

he's fat, he's round and his arse is on the ground!
there is no example apart from gavin baigent! haha
by luke March 11, 2004
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