luke's definitions

Twenny pee fot bus

Something that chavs or chores frequently ask for.

Ere mate you got twenny pee fot bus?
Wot you walkin away for nob 'ed?
Don't ignore me dick 'ed!

by Luke February 24, 2005

pummelled up the bunghole

usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.

chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night

by luke August 7, 2004

Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by Luke May 10, 2005

Tuskan Punch

Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.

"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"

by Luke December 6, 2004

spooning out

this term is used for when u r stoned or pilled up.

If u were to halucinate then u would be spooning out.

" hey im spooning out "

by Luke April 19, 2004

bouglasherie

1.(dictionary)A vendor of bouglash
2.A school (or any building of mass congregation) with many ugly people. Often used to express the sheer quantities of bouglash present in that particular building.

"That school is such a bouglasherie"
"I know, how can the ugly ratio be so unbalanced there?"

by Luke December 3, 2004

urban dic-junky

one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!

1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?

by Luke April 17, 2005