luke's definitions

rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

by luke February 16, 2005

Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

by Luke February 26, 2004

bling bling

n bling blinging 1: extravagant possessions esp jewelry adj 2: lavish and exorbitant lifestyle

<Look at the ~ he's got on his finger>
<As the limousine arrives, the awaiting passengers think to themselves—We'll be ~ today.>

by Luke December 19, 2003

invertimagate

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate

========== says:
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!

Typo'd

by Luke January 31, 2005

The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

by luke February 16, 2005

frube

to be an idiot or a spanner.

jon tow! and get over here you frube

by luke January 15, 2003

Monkey Whore

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.

Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.

by Luke June 18, 2004