luke's definitions

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

by luke January 18, 2004

Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by Luke May 10, 2005

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

bo selecta

a real funny progame ever

thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david

by luke September 5, 2003

tarah

tarah: good bye. Often used by people in the north of England.

Tarah mate! I'll see you later!

by Luke July 28, 2004

the faller

the act of eattin a girls snatch then comming up with red pubic hair all over your mouth.

After a long hard day at work the only thing at the house to eat was pussy, so i got the faller.

by luke February 17, 2005

parrett

he's fat, he's round and his arse is on the ground!

there is no example apart from gavin baigent! haha

by luke March 11, 2004