luke's definitions

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

raffle

The area on a human male just above the genitals, usually habitat of pubic hair. Used when having sexual intercourse

"I like 'em big and thick, with a nice big fat ass, y'know what I'm saying? That way you get that padded effect - when your raffle bangs against 'em."

by Luke February 22, 2004

bling bling

n bling blinging 1: extravagant possessions esp jewelry adj 2: lavish and exorbitant lifestyle

<Look at the ~ he's got on his finger>
<As the limousine arrives, the awaiting passengers think to themselves—We'll be ~ today.>

by Luke December 19, 2003

Giant radioactive rubber pants

Comes originally from a necular radiation suit test gone wrong resulting in giant radioactive rubber pants.It now means that you are obease and are so out of style that you practically are radioactive

"fuck you go put on your gian radioactive rubber pants"

by luke April 15, 2004

unsf

a secret orginazation and if you say "o I've never heard of them" well thats because there secret dumb ass!

Ps chance are by the time you read this they've killed me AND YOUR NEXT watch your back there every were, all five of them!

damn them unsf boys are crazy i wish i could join unsf but I'm not cool enough

by luke August 5, 2004

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

by luke January 18, 2004

pummelled up the bunghole

usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.

chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night

by luke August 7, 2004