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Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by Luke May 10, 2005

tooth it

v. comes from the abbreviation of bluetoothand is the action of sending a file to a nearby device. Anything can be toothed to you when you turn your bluetooth on when on the train

bill: hey dave you have that vid of john being happy slapped?
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!

by luke November 5, 2006

Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

by Luke September 6, 2007

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

Brutal

Adjective describing something which was or is exciting, good, bad or really hurt.
Also can be used to describe magnitude.

You just got fully brudalized! (when someone accidentally drops some of their sandwich)
Oh brutal! (when someone pegs a ball at you really fast)
'Brutally tons' means 'a lot'

by Luke October 15, 2003

shizzy fizzy

Yo mama's hairy ass

Yo mama's shizzy fizzy is like a jungle. I had to bust out the weed wacker to find it.

by Luke October 19, 2003

fluffy puff marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows are not sponsered by Homnestar Runner, Theyre ADVERTISED by him... Marshie is FPM's mascot who is a talking (freaky looking) marshmallow

- HE'S GOING THIS WAY!! - Don't you like him? Kids ask for him by name ("Wha'?" "Huh?")

"Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner

by Luke October 21, 2003