luke's definitions

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by Luke July 11, 2004

Monkey Whore

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.

Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.

by Luke June 18, 2004

Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

by Luke January 6, 2005

bouglash

1.Seriously ugly or deformed
2.Disgusting, distasteful
(also see bouglasherie)

1. "Ugh that girl was soo bouglash, she made my stomach turn"
2. That pizza was seriously bouglash, was it past it's sell by date?

by Luke December 3, 2004

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

bijou

The French word for "jewel"

Pier, please get that bijou out of my pussy.

by Luke June 20, 2003

IWC

Internet Wrestling Community

Scott Keith is the fattest, ugliest guy in the IWC

by Luke July 25, 2003