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urban dic-junky

one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!
1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?
by Luke April 17, 2005
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i aint playin

The phrase that an adult nagger uses to control her young tyke...
Baby...I ain't playin...hush your mouth..

Shaquavea...I said I ain't even be playin
by Luke June 7, 2004
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kess

A person of poor financial status with a cardboard house and two sets of clothes, this person often attempts to ask/beg for money of the public, and noted by his old and tattered clothing.
"omg look at those kessy shoes" "stop being such a kess" "he picked that off the floor, what a kess"
by luke March 18, 2005
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skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.
1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"
by luke April 9, 2005
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brodozer

Used to describe the vehicles piloted by desert bros. Usually large white trucks to begin with, they are then trasformed into the epitamy of excess (In the opposite direction of rice rockets) via the addition of enormous lift kits, huge tyres (usually baja claws see haha claws. Eveything chromable is chromed, and everything flamable is flamed (including window tinting) The headlights are often mounted in the front bumper to stay at the leagal height. The trucks tip easily, and don't off-road any better than they ever did.
This baja bug could romp the shit out of any brodozer in Glamis.
by Luke August 2, 2004
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Tuskan Punch

Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.
"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"
by Luke December 6, 2004
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bouglasherie

1.(dictionary)A vendor of bouglash
2.A school (or any building of mass congregation) with many ugly people. Often used to express the sheer quantities of bouglash present in that particular building.
"That school is such a bouglasherie"
"I know, how can the ugly ratio be so unbalanced there?"
by Luke December 3, 2004
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