Definitions by Luke
Simp
Jack Berkery.
stockport
Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!
Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots
Manchester is 5TH!
Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots
Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?
Funyuns
A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.
tooth it
v. comes from the abbreviation of bluetoothand is the action of sending a file to a nearby device. Anything can be toothed to you when you turn your bluetooth on when on the train
bill: hey dave you have that vid of john being happy slapped?
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!
fanny worm
Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.
I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden
fanny worm by Luke June 18, 2006
flip flops
A trite, topical, and out-dated political term invented by republicans for the 2004 ellections. Often used as a term of disparagement to chastize democrats for not supporting every single piece of legislation in favor of one particular thing.
Talking Head 1: Y'know, kerry voted against sending $86 billion of support for our troops. That guy flip flops more than an IHOP!
Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
flip flops by Luke June 11, 2006