Luke's definitions

Frumpalumpakus

N., a person or being with cottage cheese thighs, frumpy hair, and no shoes or socks on their pudgy feet.

If Adam does not watch his weight, he will become a frumpalumpakus.

by Luke January 15, 2004

spangly

Shiny, pretty, cool or nice.

"I really want that spangly new DVD player in Dixons window."

by Luke October 10, 2003

Glazed Over

When a male ejaculates all over someones face and his sperm covers the face of the recipent. Their face then looks like a glazed donut because of the males sperm.

Last night man, I jizzed all over Alana's face so bad...I glazeed her over.

by Luke August 7, 2003

tooth it

v. comes from the abbreviation of bluetoothand is the action of sending a file to a nearby device. Anything can be toothed to you when you turn your bluetooth on when on the train

bill: hey dave you have that vid of john being happy slapped?
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!

by luke November 5, 2006

The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

by luke February 16, 2005

bling bling

n bling blinging 1: extravagant possessions esp jewelry adj 2: lavish and exorbitant lifestyle

<Look at the ~ he's got on his finger>
<As the limousine arrives, the awaiting passengers think to themselves—We'll be ~ today.>

by Luke December 19, 2003

raffle

The area on a human male just above the genitals, usually habitat of pubic hair. Used when having sexual intercourse

"I like 'em big and thick, with a nice big fat ass, y'know what I'm saying? That way you get that padded effect - when your raffle bangs against 'em."

by Luke February 22, 2004