Luke's definitions

hinie

Bottom, Prosterior, Arse, Bootay

"I want to touch the hinie!"

by luke October 18, 2001

turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

by Luke May 27, 2006

haha claws

Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.

Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?

by Luke August 2, 2004

portafuck

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

by Luke March 25, 2004

Prowess

Skill. elite, The Best of the Best.

His prowess on the playing feild surpassed all others.

by Luke May 14, 2003

llady

A type of stereotype male figure. Usually seen by others as a show-off or cool-guy-wannabe. Wears Hair from front to back and wears leather or jeans jackets.
Likes to verbaly or physically bully on people.

Oh, he's such a Llady (as in a bully)

by Luke November 8, 2004

earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.

"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"

by Luke April 17, 2005