luke's definitions

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

futurama

Set in the future, where robots humans and aliens live together.

Benders Most used words:
1.Ass
2.Dafodile
3.shiny
4.my
5.bite
6.pimpmobile
7.chump
8.chumpette

by Luke April 24, 2005

lamped

To be hit, beaten, bashed, etc... with extensive force.

"He shouldn't say that... he's going to get lamped"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

the faller

the act of eattin a girls snatch then comming up with red pubic hair all over your mouth.

After a long hard day at work the only thing at the house to eat was pussy, so i got the faller.

by luke February 17, 2005

tarah

tarah: good bye. Often used by people in the north of England.

Tarah mate! I'll see you later!

by Luke July 28, 2004

emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

by luke April 8, 2005