Infected

One of the best songs in the history of Punk Rock Songs!!

Dude, my friend can play "Bad Religion - Infected" on the drums!

by Luke July 08, 2003

amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.

"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"

by Luke October 10, 2003

lagmaster

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness

stewy from the reject school

by luke April 08, 2005

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

pummelled up the bunghole

usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.

chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night

by luke August 07, 2004

Twenny pee fot bus

Something that chavs or chores frequently ask for.

Ere mate you got twenny pee fot bus?
Wot you walkin away for nob 'ed?
Don't ignore me dick 'ed!

by Luke February 24, 2005

TMK

Total Mortal Kombat, The Greatest Mortal Kombat website on the Internet.

Have you seen the latest news on TMK Lately?

by Luke August 08, 2004