luke's definitions

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005

raffle

The area on a human male just above the genitals, usually habitat of pubic hair. Used when having sexual intercourse

"I like 'em big and thick, with a nice big fat ass, y'know what I'm saying? That way you get that padded effect - when your raffle bangs against 'em."

by Luke February 22, 2004

bling bling

n bling blinging 1: extravagant possessions esp jewelry adj 2: lavish and exorbitant lifestyle

<Look at the ~ he's got on his finger>
<As the limousine arrives, the awaiting passengers think to themselves—We'll be ~ today.>

by Luke December 19, 2003

Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

by Luke February 26, 2004

Heds

Hostile youths, gang members.

"Let's go down grove bruv."
"Nah, there's bare heds, well get jacked."

by Luke November 12, 2004

Tuskan Punch

Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.

"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"

by Luke December 6, 2004

skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.

1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"

by luke April 9, 2005