karl's definitions

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by Karl March 6, 2004

Pacifier

New Zealand rock band formerly known as shihad.
Changed name from shihad to pacifier due to the name sounding too much like jihad (holy war) post 9/11

see Shihad

Man pacifier went off when they played the general electric.

by Karl November 22, 2003

paloshi

A master of the fitness routine called "Palosh", a mix between kung fu and pilates.

"wow that yoshi guy is a real paloshi, ive never seen one before."

by Karl September 5, 2004

All Totaly

Any one situation where you are at loss for words or phrases prior to any act about to be committed.

"Dude... let's get all totaly!"

by Karl November 11, 2003

Boston Steamroller

When a man takes a shit on a woman's chest in between her tits, and then proceeds to titty fuck her.

After Samuel took the shit on his girlfriend's chest, he placed his member on the shit and between her breats, and let her have it.

by Karl March 12, 2004

jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

by karl March 20, 2005

exfiltrate

the opposite of infiltrate; to exit

The prisoner had to exfiltrate the prison; After death, than man's mind exfiltrated his brain.

by Karl April 12, 2003