karl's definitions

Mallion

Someone who has the unacceptable ability to be dumber than most individuals.

Mallion failed the math class, but triumphed in Sex Ed.

by Karl November 11, 2003

shebanger

A Shebanger is the part of a chick's crotch where the grasses grow.
See also: crotch pussy

I need to trim down my shebanger.

by Karl January 23, 2005

JK

commonly stands for 'Just Kidding' when used online, but can also refer to the ultimate comedian of all time, John Kerry. so whenever you use 'JK', you can think of it as respectfully telling the truth and saluting the world's greatest comedian at the same time!

J.K. was jk about all that 'running for president' stuff... we all knew anyways. well, at least those of us with some moral backbone and decisiveness at least.

by karl December 29, 2004

paloshi

A master of the fitness routine called "Palosh", a mix between kung fu and pilates.

"wow that yoshi guy is a real paloshi, ive never seen one before."

by Karl September 5, 2004

All Totaly

Any one situation where you are at loss for words or phrases prior to any act about to be committed.

"Dude... let's get all totaly!"

by Karl November 11, 2003

Pacifier

New Zealand rock band formerly known as shihad.
Changed name from shihad to pacifier due to the name sounding too much like jihad (holy war) post 9/11

see Shihad

Man pacifier went off when they played the general electric.

by Karl November 22, 2003

jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

by karl March 20, 2005