karl's definitions

All Totaly

Any one situation where you are at loss for words or phrases prior to any act about to be committed.

"Dude... let's get all totaly!"

by Karl November 11, 2003

Pacifier

New Zealand rock band formerly known as shihad.
Changed name from shihad to pacifier due to the name sounding too much like jihad (holy war) post 9/11

see Shihad

Man pacifier went off when they played the general electric.

by Karl November 22, 2003

Boston Steamroller

When a man takes a shit on a woman's chest in between her tits, and then proceeds to titty fuck her.

After Samuel took the shit on his girlfriend's chest, he placed his member on the shit and between her breats, and let her have it.

by Karl March 12, 2004

exfiltrate

the opposite of infiltrate; to exit

The prisoner had to exfiltrate the prison; After death, than man's mind exfiltrated his brain.

by Karl April 12, 2003

jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

by karl March 20, 2005

smiley man

a stick that saves the day with a big smile

some one who saves the day with a smile

by karl October 8, 2003

religion

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.

athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!

by karl May 28, 2004