karl's definitions

jeyes

"yes" uttered with the accent of an testosterone-filled, hairy-chested, hairy, antonio banderas / don juan type of spaniard.

keane: i'm going to give you my copy of the Milli Vanilli album.

Jon: JEYESSSSS!!!

by karl October 30, 2004

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."

When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."

by Karl March 15, 2004

spam

Constant flooding of forums and chatbox's within x amount of seconds.

Spamming is defined by the number of posts by the spam queen M@ttie.

M@ttie ... 24 Jul : 14:34
cerebrum cerebrum cerebrum lol

M@ttie ... 24 Jul : 14:34
LoL, new definition of spam is Cerebrum

by Karl July 24, 2004