ed's definitions

drone

drone is a sub type of doom music its usualy long records with one note being played again and again very slowly about 1 bpm which builds into a wall of sound

a good drone band is sunn ((0))

by ed January 23, 2005

fully automatic

(adj.) The characteristic of a firearm being able to fire all rounds in its magazine with a single pull of the trigger.

Note: This characteristic is NOT indicated by the terms assault weapon or semi auto.

Fully automatic firearm types include machine guns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, and others. Some of these may also have a semi auto mode that can be selected.

"My UZI is a fully automatic firearm, and as such was already illegal before the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which banned semi auto rifles."

by ed July 25, 2004

underage beer liaison

Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.

"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"

by ED March 16, 2005

Curmudgeon

Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.

An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)

by Ed November 24, 2004

Watford Gap

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.

Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.

by Ed March 4, 2004

Punando

Punando is a word used to describe a situation in which a female's underwear, usually a thong or a G-string, is visibly sticking out in the back (when she sits down). The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School.

Check the punando on that chick!

by Ed April 24, 2005

Gayzor Mountains

Also, gayzorians enjoy Microsoft products.

Gayzor! You must like M$!

by ed March 2, 2005