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Nu Metal

A commercialised form of Black Metal
by Ed August 28, 2003
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Fonando

Fonando is a word used to describe an instance in which a female's underwear is visible when she sits down because she is wearing a skirt and fails to cross her legs. The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School. See also Punando.
Snap a pic of that fonando when she sits down!
by Ed April 24, 2005
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lori

Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.
Yooooooooo Lori is so hot,... damn.
by ED February 16, 2005
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assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.
History:

The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.
by ed July 25, 2004
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upper-middle class

Lawyers, Doctors, Accountants etc would be considered upper-middle class
i am a doctor, i am upper-middle class
by ed June 18, 2006
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Gayzor Mountains

Also, gayzorians enjoy Microsoft products.
Gayzor! You must like M$!
by ed March 2, 2005
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weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.
After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.
by Ed November 5, 2003
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