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A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.
Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?
by Ed April 3, 2005
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what i would like to be when i grow up. i would like to be dictator of japan
all hail Ed, the best dicator in the world
by Ed May 31, 2005
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Noun: A Ham Radio Operator. Lives in the washington DC area. Name Kevin. Can never have a simple conversation on 2meters Ham Radio. Always after only 2 minutes on the air he starts to screem words like Shit and Fuck. He starts to insult people And Drink and drink and drink more beer. All he talks about is how he gets crappy reception because he lives in an apartment and can't put an outside antenna up. You can find him just talking Shit on 145.490 or 146.835 in the Washington DC Area. once you hear him you never forget him.
Too Much shit he says to put in words.
by Ed October 4, 2004
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Krunk is word currently used by famous rappers such as lil' Jon, meaning crazy angry or in crediblr powerfull "Krunk" is a very versatile word that is gaining popularity and differing meaning.
Some dude cut me off in the freeway now im all krunk and shi*.
by Ed February 18, 2005
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Acronym - Good All Round Value
Those Tesco value cookies were GARV.
That Stella was reasonably priced AND got me drunk, what GARV.
by Ed February 19, 2004
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Being very Frat boy like; possesing the desirable frat boy qualities.
"Dude, I'm so fratatic, I haven't cut my hair in a year and only own Polo shirts!"
by Ed May 17, 2003
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Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.
An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)
by Ed November 24, 2004
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