ed's definitions

lori

Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.

Yooooooooo Lori is so hot,... damn.

by ED February 16, 2005

assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.

History:

The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.

by ed July 25, 2004

Fonando

Fonando is a word used to describe an instance in which a female's underwear is visible when she sits down because she is wearing a skirt and fails to cross her legs. The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School. See also Punando.

Snap a pic of that fonando when she sits down!

by Ed April 24, 2005

underage beer liaison

Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.

"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"

by ED March 16, 2005

weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

by Ed November 5, 2003

Gayzor Mountains

Also, gayzorians enjoy Microsoft products.

Gayzor! You must like M$!

by ed March 2, 2005

fratastic

Being very Frat boy like; possesing the desirable frat boy qualities.

"Dude, I'm so fratatic, I haven't cut my hair in a year and only own Polo shirts!"

by Ed May 16, 2003