dookeyboy's definitions

main menu

an ass whoopin' some dude's about to taste for messin' with your shit

Main menu gon' haveta step outside in a sec if I catch you eyein' up my lady one more time.

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

museum

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

Now museum, now you don't.

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

cholera

a serious disease characterized by female name calling that often leads to fisticuffs

She decked you?! Well, what did you expect her to do after you cholera bitch?!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

freeze tag

a redneck batchelor/batchelorette party with no cover charge

Man, let's go out to Widow's Peak tonight. They's havin' a freeze tag party for Billy Ray and Dixie - all you can eat and drink, too!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

paranormal

clothing that is fashionable/en vogue

Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

WAFD

Acronym for "What a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook: "Hey fb fam, went to Best Buy on Black Friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich asshole pulled his Bimmer in before me. WAFD!"

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

YAFD

Acronym for "You're a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook:

Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"

Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010