dookeyboy's definitions

Wasillabeast

In the book of Tea Bag of the Neocon bible, the coming totalitarianistic ruler expected to usher in the New World Order, thereby ridding the earth of gotcha journalism and all liberals.

Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.

See also Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Yup... earthquakes, famine, floods, implant chips... all the signs point to the revelation of Wasillabeast any time now.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

gas and match

to burn someone's possessions, usually out of anger or spite

Man, you see Marcus on da news in his drawlz wit' his house on fire?! I told him if he got caught creepin' that his lady would gas and match his shit, and sure enough I was right!

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

gynosaur

a gynecologist dinosaur

Dr. Lickalottapuss, do you suppose there were many gynosaurs helping deliver babies in the Jurassic period?

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

hors d'oeuvres

A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.

Pronounced: or-DERVS

Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.

by dookeyboy November 28, 2010

Palinoscopy

a verbal ass-reaming by Sarah Palin against the lame stream media and gotcha journalism

Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

Bimp

An athletic BEAST combined with being the ultimate PIMP, as coined by 2 certain 10-year old boys.

Matt: "Dude, did you see Browns RB Peyton Hillis jump over that dude in mid-field last Sunday?"

Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"

Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"

by dookeyboy December 10, 2010