tractor trailer

to dirty up the floor of a lady's mobile home
My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!
by dookeyboy November 14, 2010
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take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.
Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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freeze tag

a redneck batchelor/batchelorette party with no cover charge
Man, let's go out to Widow's Peak tonight. They's havin' a freeze tag party for Billy Ray and Dixie - all you can eat and drink, too!
by dookeyboy November 14, 2010
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Cablegate

The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.

A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
by dookeyboy December 07, 2010
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Gorilla from Wasilla

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.
I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.
by dookeyboy November 19, 2010
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food stamps

A plastic credit card issued by most states to enable ostensibly poor people to buy cigarettes, beer, tabloids, potato chips, and lottery tickets. Often sold and traded on the black market for drugs, drug paraphernalia, and sex.
My mother hit the daily number for $500 with a lottery ticket she bought using food stamps.
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
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Political Frankenstein

A politician who becomes monstrously notorious or infamous, usually for their outrageously controversial behavior or ridiculously bombastic statements. Once the resulting monster is unleashed, the media usually has a field day with it and even the powers-that-be seemingly cannot regain control of it and make it go away.
Sarah Palin and Rod Blagojevich are probably the two biggest Political Frankensteins of the past couple years.
by dookeyboy January 11, 2011
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