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A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 19, 2011
Get the scampede mug.On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
by dookeyboy December 21, 2010
Get the Cancer Man mug.A bunch of nasty little foods on platters at a social event. Often they are the only meal served during the entire event because the hosts are too cheap to provide a main course.
Pronounced: or-DERVS
Pronounced: or-DERVS
Dude, they found maggots in the hors d'oeuvres at the company party, so nobody had anything to eat the entire evening.
by dookeyboy November 28, 2010
Get the hors d'oeuvres mug.Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"
Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the Palinography mug.Dude, I don't watch Faux News much anymore cause every single night it's nothing but one big Palinoscopy.
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Get the Palinoscopy mug.Matt: "Dude, did you see Browns RB Peyton Hillis jump over that dude in mid-field last Sunday?"
Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"
Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"
Mark: "Yeah, that was crazy! Did you see how many chicks were surrounding him at the club last Friday?!"
Matt: "I know, right?! Homeboy is a total Beast and a Pimp! He's a straight up Bimp!"
by dookeyboy December 10, 2010
Get the Bimp mug.Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"
Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."
Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."
by dookeyboy November 22, 2011
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