1. The study of all things related to Apple, iPad, iPhone, iPod, Mac, etc. and the humble beginnings and future of the company, up to and including Steve Jobs' personal life.
2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
2. The typical half-assed explanation and semi-remorseful corrective action proffered by Apple whenever one of its products has a less than stellar launch.
1. Dude, I'm taking Applology 101 at Kissass U this fall semester!
2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
2. Dude, I appreciate Apple's applology and this nifty little $.59 case they provided for free so my iPhone 4.0 can finally get reception!
by dookeyboy November 18, 2010
On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.
He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.
His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.
Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."
by dookeyboy December 21, 2010
The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.
A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.
by dookeyboy November 19, 2010
A more polite/less vulgar way of telling someone to "go to hell" even though the overwelmingly strong sentiment to cuss them out completely is still there.
Comes from the fact that if there is actually a hell, then Adolf Hitler is most certainly there burning to a crisp.
Comes from the fact that if there is actually a hell, then Adolf Hitler is most certainly there burning to a crisp.
Brad: "Well, ma'am, since this toaster you sold me was a total lemon, I'd like my money back."
Customer Rep: (Sarcastically) "Well, if you wouldn't have misused it, you wouldn't be here right now begging for your money back!"
Brad: "Bitch, I don't know who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, but as far as I'm concerned, you can go say hello to Adolf for me. Just give me my fuckin' money!"
Customer Rep: (Sarcastically) "Well, if you wouldn't have misused it, you wouldn't be here right now begging for your money back!"
Brad: "Bitch, I don't know who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, but as far as I'm concerned, you can go say hello to Adolf for me. Just give me my fuckin' money!"
by dookeyboy February 17, 2011
A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
by dookeyboy March 04, 2011
This holiday season, retail outlets are hiring extra security to combat the expected increase in crimeshoppers.
by dookeyboy November 20, 2010
Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.
See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
by dookeyboy November 19, 2010