dookeyboy's definitions
A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.
Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
Get the mama grizzlymug. a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Get the telethonmug. by dookeyboy November 16, 2010
Get the paranormalmug. Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.
Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.
Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.
Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."
Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"
Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the lame stream mediamug. Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.
See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
by dookeyboy November 22, 2010
Get the Governor Bambimug. A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the Palinesemug. My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
Get the porn machinemug.