dookeyboy's definitions

fuckin' genius

A really dumb, stupid, inept, and asinine person.

Jim: "What time is it, man?"

Billy: "Look at the watch on yer wrist, ya fuckin' genius."

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

WAFD

Acronym for "What a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "W-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook: "Hey fb fam, went to Best Buy on Black Friday and was waiting 45 seconds for some dude to pull out of a parking spot when some rich asshole pulled his Bimmer in before me. WAFD!"

by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

correspondezvous

A portmanteau of the words "correspond" and "rendezvous," which is essentially just the planning in advance of a sexting or mushy facebooking session by two lovers.

Kara: Oh applecake, you are my world! Hopefully we'll meet in our dreams tonight!

Marcus: Yes, baby. Hopefully. But either way, let's correspondezvous tomorrow at 8:00 AM on facebook, k? Love you sugar dumpling!

by dookeyboy October 8, 2011

confirmulate

To call or text ahead that you will be running late.

Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"

Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."

by dookeyboy November 22, 2011

tractor trailer

to dirty up the floor of a lady's mobile home

My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

Wasillabeast

In the book of Tea Bag of the Neocon bible, the coming totalitarianistic ruler expected to usher in the New World Order, thereby ridding the earth of gotcha journalism and all liberals.

Suspected to have already appeared on Faux News numerous times while awaiting the prophesied time to reveal itself completely.

See also Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, mama grizzly, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Yup... earthquakes, famine, floods, implant chips... all the signs point to the revelation of Wasillabeast any time now.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010