dj_monged's definitions
Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.
A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the paranoiamug. Generally a small piece of fried potato.
In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.
In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.
If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.
In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.
In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.
If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.
Was putting Olestra in Pringles' chips really a good idea?
A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.
A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
Get the chipmug. Always available at bars, both over the counter as a soft drink or mixer and everywhere from the guest lounge to the toilets.
Often the word media or media bar means coke freindly, due to the common opinion that any person working in the media profession is a coke user.
Often the word media or media bar means coke freindly, due to the common opinion that any person working in the media profession is a coke user.
Man at bar: "Vodka and coke please, barkeep".
Barman "Do you want ice in that?"
Man at bar: "Gram of coke my good man."
Tense guy: "We ain't got any. You want ice instead?"
Barman "Do you want ice in that?"
Man at bar: "Gram of coke my good man."
Tense guy: "We ain't got any. You want ice instead?"
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the cokemug. Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.
Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.
Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
Get the moofmug. Russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. For example Smirnoff and Redbull is not Russian wine, vodka and beer would be a Russian or a depth-charge and vodka with Mountain Dew would be a form of Russian wine.
Synonymous with jurassic.
Synonymous with jurassic.
by dj_monged August 2, 2004
Get the russian winemug. One of the only computer builders to make cool looking systems. Even pricier than Mac and occasionaly the same system can be built by selecting a cheaper model and adding the extra stuff as options, but still totaling less.
Stunning cases and the first builder to offer liquid cooling on desktops or replacable graphics cards in laptops. They even respray mice and keyboards to match their cases.
Oh yeah, the coolest thing; the eyes on them change color to let you know the battery status. Awesome.
Stunning cases and the first builder to offer liquid cooling on desktops or replacable graphics cards in laptops. They even respray mice and keyboards to match their cases.
Oh yeah, the coolest thing; the eyes on them change color to let you know the battery status. Awesome.
He bought an Alienware laptop for the lan party and all the jealous 1337 nerds shunned him like a Mac user.
You can always buy a cheap one and put a really high-end graphics card in later.
You can always buy a cheap one and put a really high-end graphics card in later.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
Get the Alienwaremug. 1. International Business Machines
2. Big Blue
The creators of the BIOS system most computers are based around. Unfortunately arrogant enough to publish their BIOS code in a context akin to saying, "Look, this is how it's done. If you do it in a similar way we'll know where you got it from."
Phoenix Technologies where the first to successfully cheat the challenge; one team of scientists simply worked directly on the IBM BIOS and made an exhaustive table of commands and responses, another team who had no knowledge of IBMs existing code were given the table to write a new BIOS.
This is how IBM lost their monopoly on PC design, how the first buyers of Phoenix BIOS, Compaq placed themselves on the market, and generally a nice example of David and Goliath.
2. Big Blue
The creators of the BIOS system most computers are based around. Unfortunately arrogant enough to publish their BIOS code in a context akin to saying, "Look, this is how it's done. If you do it in a similar way we'll know where you got it from."
Phoenix Technologies where the first to successfully cheat the challenge; one team of scientists simply worked directly on the IBM BIOS and made an exhaustive table of commands and responses, another team who had no knowledge of IBMs existing code were given the table to write a new BIOS.
This is how IBM lost their monopoly on PC design, how the first buyers of Phoenix BIOS, Compaq placed themselves on the market, and generally a nice example of David and Goliath.
The IBM BIOS standard becoming ripped off has both advanced compatibility and held back the market at once, but at least it's basically open-source.
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
Get the IBMmug.