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Unsolicited provider of free coasters and provider of a web browser that actually uses custom compression to fuck your images right up, server side.
God Bless a company that thinks it can make a profit by selling to the nïave, uninitiated and hungry for tech support.
God Bless a company that thinks it can make a profit by selling to the nïave, uninitiated and hungry for tech support.
In the future all companies that eat up lame customers will be called doing an AOL.
Using AOL is exactly the same as buying something from proactive telemarketers.
Using AOL is exactly the same as buying something from proactive telemarketers.
by dj_monged August 12, 2004
Get the AOL mug.One of Nirvana's quoted influences, having a similar self destructive, downbeat feel that personifed the Grunge movement in the early 90s. The Pixies were a little more colorful and violent sounding than Nirvana and had a good female vocalist on some tracks.
The Pixies are Surfer Rock, but their style is from Psychedelic to Punk to New Wave
The Pixies are Surfer Rock, but their style is from Psychedelic to Punk to New Wave
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
Get the Pixies mug.Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.
A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the paranoia mug.Dasani is Coca-Cola's bottled water brand that apparently sells well in some markets. By using a new filteration technique similar to that used in cell function or dialysis the water is cleaned and minerals added.
Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.
More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.
Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.
Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.
More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.
Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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Get the Republic mug.A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.
The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.
Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.
In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.
Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.
In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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Astrology. A constellation in the Southern Hemisphere.
On the Uk highstreet this is a pretty nasty shop where chavas buy awful gold jewellery and cheap widescreen Tv's. Also a stockist of cardboard like furniture.
Astrology. A constellation in the Southern Hemisphere.
On the Uk highstreet this is a pretty nasty shop where chavas buy awful gold jewellery and cheap widescreen Tv's. Also a stockist of cardboard like furniture.
I bought another fucking coffee table from Argos this week end, the last one partially dissolved when the lads spilt beer on it.
Check out me fucking dusters, mate. Anyone trys to slap me and I'll knock their fucking teetn out.
Check out me fucking dusters, mate. Anyone trys to slap me and I'll knock their fucking teetn out.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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