dj_monged's definitions

Pervert

An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.

Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.

Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert

Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal

Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.

Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

skinned

Verb. To skin someone.

To rip someone off, to be unfair.

Usually used when money's changing hands, this is almost always used regarding hard to trace transactions between freinds.

ie. Dividing drugs.

That lousy fucker totally skinned me again, there's like two spliffs here.

by dj_monged August 16, 2004

Calvin and Hobbes

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin

by dj_monged September 2, 2004

pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.

Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.

by dj_monged August 28, 2004

Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.

That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

Dasani

Dasani is Coca-Cola's bottled water brand that apparently sells well in some markets. By using a new filteration technique similar to that used in cell function or dialysis the water is cleaned and minerals added.

Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.

More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.

Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.

...and Dasani was quickly withdrawn before the debate and even marketing had really begun.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Tank Slapper

When the fuel in a vehicle hits the inside of the tank hard enough to shake it, nearly always cause by making sudden, unplanned turns. Tank slapping is a symptom of bad driving.

Many cars use special baffles to help reduce this.

Can also include the rider's legs on a motorcycle.

Leaving the last bad corner on Snake Pass I missed the apex and over corrected. When the tank started slapping I thought I was a dead man.

by dj_monged August 15, 2004