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Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.
Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
by dj_monged August 27, 2004
Get the monkey mug.Verb. To skin someone.
To rip someone off, to be unfair.
Usually used when money's changing hands, this is almost always used regarding hard to trace transactions between freinds.
ie. Dividing drugs.
To rip someone off, to be unfair.
Usually used when money's changing hands, this is almost always used regarding hard to trace transactions between freinds.
ie. Dividing drugs.
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
Get the skinned mug.Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.
by dj_monged September 2, 2004
Get the Calvin and Hobbes mug.An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.
Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert
Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal
Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.
Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal
Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.
Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the Pervert mug.Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.
The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
Get the Essex Dogs mug.The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.
The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.
by dj_monged August 28, 2004
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