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Argos

Greek Mythology. The ship in which Jason sailed in search of the Golden Fleece.

Astrology. A constellation in the Southern Hemisphere.

On the Uk highstreet this is a pretty nasty shop where chavas buy awful gold jewellery and cheap widescreen Tv's. Also a stockist of cardboard like furniture.
I bought another fucking coffee table from Argos this week end, the last one partially dissolved when the lads spilt beer on it.

Check out me fucking dusters, mate. Anyone trys to slap me and I'll knock their fucking teetn out.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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muntered

The dangerous, heady combination of taking one too many E whilst drinking heavily.

When you're so high that eating something, smoking a joint or drinking water will be of no help whatsoever.

Can, of course apply to other drugs, usually speedy ones.
Havin' a good one?
I think so mate, but fuck me, am I muntered.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
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Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.
That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.
by dj_monged August 28, 2004
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higher state of consciousness

Classic 80s dance anthem by Josh Wink. Re-released and remixed so very many times, and it always sounds new.

Insane treble keeps lifting, lifting, lifting you straight through the roof. You really have to hear this on a nice stereo to get the totally massive brain melting euphoric sort of thing.
"everyone remembers the first time they heard Higher State of Conciousness on E" - Mixmag
by dj_monged August 26, 2004
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Essex Porsche

The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.
Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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Tank Slapper

When the fuel in a vehicle hits the inside of the tank hard enough to shake it, nearly always cause by making sudden, unplanned turns. Tank slapping is a symptom of bad driving.

Many cars use special baffles to help reduce this.

Can also include the rider's legs on a motorcycle.
Leaving the last bad corner on Snake Pass I missed the apex and over corrected. When the tank started slapping I thought I was a dead man.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
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