dj_monged's definitions

pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.

Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.

by dj_monged August 28, 2004

Pervert

An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.

Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.

Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert

Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal

Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.

Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Essex Dogs

Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.

The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.

I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004

Tourist

A person who obviously doesn't fit in with a scene. In clubbing, directly addresses people who rarely go to that kind of venue or don't know their etiquette.

It's considered polite to ignore tourists or point them in the right direction.

If you feel like a tourist, you're not making an effort to fit in.

by dj_monged August 16, 2004

higher state of consciousness

Classic 80s dance anthem by Josh Wink. Re-released and remixed so very many times, and it always sounds new.

Insane treble keeps lifting, lifting, lifting you straight through the roof. You really have to hear this on a nice stereo to get the totally massive brain melting euphoric sort of thing.

"everyone remembers the first time they heard Higher State of Conciousness on E" - Mixmag

by dj_monged August 26, 2004

panasonic

A brand of the world's biggest consumer corporation, Matsushita. Pioneered "organic edge design" in the late 80s, meaning that products started to have generic body like curves as oppossed to geometric designs.

Same company as Technics, National, Panavison, Panaflex and Pana-anything. Their equipment has been used in filming for ages.

Not quite as boring or planned redundancy compliant as other brands like Sony, whom tend to disable features on cheaper products and make less and less reliable laser pickups all the time.

Shop around before buying Panasonic, they only make a handful of really good products.

I have a Panasonic stereo with 400w PMPO in my Civic, which would be around 4w RMS in reality. Listen to my ghetto-bass with >5% THD at half volume.

(I have a shit stereo)

by dj_monged July 8, 2004

jurassic

Quite simply when you pour all of the hard alcohol at a party into one big jug and pass it around.


From Dictionary.com:

Of or belonging to the geologic time, rock series, or sedimentary deposits of the second period of the Mesozoic Era, in which dinosaurs continued to be the dominant land fauna and the earliest birds appeared.

We so made jurassic at that party last night and like, everyone, was puking by midnight.

In the jurassic period dinosaurs ruled and birds began to appear.

by dj_monged August 2, 2004