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Unsolicited provider of free coasters and provider of a web browser that actually uses custom compression to fuck your images right up, server side.
God Bless a company that thinks it can make a profit by selling to the nïave, uninitiated and hungry for tech support.
God Bless a company that thinks it can make a profit by selling to the nïave, uninitiated and hungry for tech support.
In the future all companies that eat up lame customers will be called doing an AOL.
Using AOL is exactly the same as buying something from proactive telemarketers.
Using AOL is exactly the same as buying something from proactive telemarketers.
by dj_monged August 12, 2004
Get the AOL mug.Who gives about micro-electronics when the first tv ad this company made had a bus load of guys in pastel colored NBAC suits who'd leap out and start doing bad dance moves any where, any time, with no warning?
That's some shit to live up to, AMD.
That's some shit to live up to, AMD.
Hyperthreading 64 bit OS compatible on die first level cache in a super special heat transferring package still doesn't mean much when it's running Windows, m'lad.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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Astrology. A constellation in the Southern Hemisphere.
On the Uk highstreet this is a pretty nasty shop where chavas buy awful gold jewellery and cheap widescreen Tv's. Also a stockist of cardboard like furniture.
Astrology. A constellation in the Southern Hemisphere.
On the Uk highstreet this is a pretty nasty shop where chavas buy awful gold jewellery and cheap widescreen Tv's. Also a stockist of cardboard like furniture.
I bought another fucking coffee table from Argos this week end, the last one partially dissolved when the lads spilt beer on it.
Check out me fucking dusters, mate. Anyone trys to slap me and I'll knock their fucking teetn out.
Check out me fucking dusters, mate. Anyone trys to slap me and I'll knock their fucking teetn out.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
Get the Argos mug.Aw, man. I fell asleep in a meeting with the director today, I so don't know how I didn't get sacked. It was a total Kevin Spacey.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
Get the Kevin Spacey mug.The dangerous, heady combination of taking one too many E whilst drinking heavily.
When you're so high that eating something, smoking a joint or drinking water will be of no help whatsoever.
Can, of course apply to other drugs, usually speedy ones.
When you're so high that eating something, smoking a joint or drinking water will be of no help whatsoever.
Can, of course apply to other drugs, usually speedy ones.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
Get the muntered mug.Verb; to have a quick grumble, meaning to have a quick wank.
Grumbling is often done hunched over the keyboard, or for the serious old schooler, with a grumble-mag.
Grumbling is often done hunched over the keyboard, or for the serious old schooler, with a grumble-mag.
My mate won't stop grumbling, his room, sheets, everything smell of Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the Grumble mug.The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.
The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.
by dj_monged August 28, 2004
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