dj_monged's definitions

communist wine

Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.

Also Russian wine

Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

Urban Exploration

Like hiking, but in other people's buildings. Most urban adventures take place in derelict buildings, but also includes any location you can access without forcing entry.

Remember a joint and a camera to celebrate reaching the summit of your local really tall building.

Probably started by students living in halls in really big old universities who liked to explore all the tunnels and hatchs. Has even been featured on shows like Buffy and X-Files, firmly locating it in the "not cool, but fun" section of modern culture.

When urban exploring you should carry ID and consider if you have any suspicious articles on you, even a penknife can constitute a weapon if you manage to really make a dick out of yourself.

by dj_monged August 28, 2004

coke

Always available at bars, both over the counter as a soft drink or mixer and everywhere from the guest lounge to the toilets.

Often the word media or media bar means coke freindly, due to the common opinion that any person working in the media profession is a coke user.

Man at bar: "Vodka and coke please, barkeep".
Barman "Do you want ice in that?"

Man at bar: "Gram of coke my good man."
Tense guy: "We ain't got any. You want ice instead?"

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

jurassic

Quite simply when you pour all of the hard alcohol at a party into one big jug and pass it around.


From Dictionary.com:

Of or belonging to the geologic time, rock series, or sedimentary deposits of the second period of the Mesozoic Era, in which dinosaurs continued to be the dominant land fauna and the earliest birds appeared.

We so made jurassic at that party last night and like, everyone, was puking by midnight.

In the jurassic period dinosaurs ruled and birds began to appear.

by dj_monged August 2, 2004

pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.

Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.

by dj_monged August 28, 2004

Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.

That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

Essex Dogs

Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.

The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.

I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004