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Intel

Who gives about micro-electronics when the first tv ad this company made had a bus load of guys in pastel colored NBAC suits who'd leap out and start doing bad dance moves any where, any time, with no warning?

That's some shit to live up to, AMD.
Hyperthreading 64 bit OS compatible on die first level cache in a super special heat transferring package still doesn't mean much when it's running Windows, m'lad.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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Argos

Greek Mythology. The ship in which Jason sailed in search of the Golden Fleece.

Astrology. A constellation in the Southern Hemisphere.

On the Uk highstreet this is a pretty nasty shop where chavas buy awful gold jewellery and cheap widescreen Tv's. Also a stockist of cardboard like furniture.
I bought another fucking coffee table from Argos this week end, the last one partially dissolved when the lads spilt beer on it.

Check out me fucking dusters, mate. Anyone trys to slap me and I'll knock their fucking teetn out.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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pinball song

The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.

The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.
by dj_monged August 28, 2004
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Beat Down

A dance where you sort of punch violently downwards, one of the safer things to do in a mosh pit.
That emo girl just tried to beat down my ass, you think she wants me?
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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Cosworth

Esteemed engine tuner based in Northampton, UK.

Previously confused as part of Ford Racing and Ford SVT because of their excellent rally successes with the Sierra Cosworth and it's derivatives including the RS200, whose insanely high performance meant most examples were written off and directly resulting in rally cars of its type being removed from the sport.

There are several "Cosworths" out there, including Mercedes and Vauxhall. Although because of the misconception these are Fords they never badge the cars as Cosworth; only Ford did this.

Audi are the current owners of Cosworth and their skill was involed in the Audi TT.

Yes. The Escort Cosworth was really a special short wheelbase Sierra with an Escort looking shell. Real Escorts have subtely different measurments.
The RS500 was called as such because of the 500 units that had to be sold to pass homologation, it's just coincidence that you can easily tune them to 500Bhp.

Cossies, whilst not as advanced as EVO sevens and the like, have far more style and personality.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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higher state of consciousness

Classic 80s dance anthem by Josh Wink. Re-released and remixed so very many times, and it always sounds new.

Insane treble keeps lifting, lifting, lifting you straight through the roof. You really have to hear this on a nice stereo to get the totally massive brain melting euphoric sort of thing.
"everyone remembers the first time they heard Higher State of Conciousness on E" - Mixmag
by dj_monged August 26, 2004
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Republic

When Gatecrasher was cool, it was called Republic.

Had the funky postcode of S1 1DJ.
Shall we go to Republic? At least the beers cool.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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