1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.
by Jog DMC December 8, 2003
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"Hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!"
by Calvin November 4, 2003
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Those annoying monsters in Fable 2 that attack you throughout the entire game even though you can kill them with one hit. Several quests include them where it shows that Hobbes were once kids who basically lose their minds.
kid 1: So what did you think of Fable 2?

kid 2: It was fun, but it would be better if those dumb Hobbes didnt attack you every 30 seconds!
by Shortbusian1 September 6, 2010
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Hobbes, a seemingly gentle soul with a heart of gold, dedicated his days to the noble art of moderating Twitch chat and Discord communities. His commitment to fostering respectful and welcoming online spaces earned him a reputation as a true digital guardian. But beneath his kind exterior lay a complex individual with multifaceted interests. He was an avid RuneScape player, navigating the mystical lands of Gielinor with a passion that mirrored his dedication to moderation. His reserved nature made him an enigmatic presence, always lurking in the background, ready to intervene when needed. However, there was one intriguing aspect of Hobbes that he kept well-hidden from the online world: his secret yearning for something more.

Amidst his loyalty to Tim "Sparc Mac," a prominent RuneScape figure, Hobbes concealed a deep-seated jealousy. Tim's close friendship with Whitney, a fellow content creator, stirred feelings of longing within him. While he valued Tim as a friend and mentor, Hobbes couldn't help but envy the genuine connection that Tim and Whitney shared. He watched from the sidelines as their camaraderie blossomed, occasionally using his witty humor to hide the pangs of jealousy that gnawed at his heart. In this complex digital world where emotions intertwined with virtual personas, Hobbes embodied a sweet and gentle enigma, navigating the turbulent waters of friendship, loyalty, and desire.
When I think of a discord sweetheart, Hobbes comes to mind.
by SparcMac Discord September 6, 2023
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Nerdcore hip hop artist in Denver who raps about philosophy, being a space cadet, anime, cartoons, video games and comic books. He makes references to his day to day nerd life and managed to rhyme omicron persei 8, which is no small feat. He is currently working on his 1st full length solo album "Diaries of a Space Cadet" that will be released in 2012.

From Wikipedia "An Hobbes (Tyler Justin Kreigler, born May 21, 1983) is an American hip hop musician.
A philosophy graduate of the University of Nebraska–Lincoln, Hobbes writes about ethics, comics, and nerdiness in the Midwestern United States. He has performed shows both inside and outside of the United States as a solo artist and as one third of The Awkwords. As a member of The Awkwords he performed extensively in Nebraska, including their "Breakfast with The Awkwords" series. He has toured with Vast Aire in 2008, serving as an opening act and driver. He has also opened for MC Frontalot, Louis Logic, Del the Funky Homosapien, Eyedea and Abilities, Awol One, 2Mex, Keith Murray, Akil from Jurassic 5, and R.A. the Rugged Man."
guy one "Were you at the An Hobbes show last night?"

guy two "Yeah, it was awesome! Loved his Gundam references and I can't believe he rhymed omicron persei 8"
by Lrrr4life March 2, 2012
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A stumpy little shit in Fable with long ears and probably no d**k.


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the kid who lives down the street refered to as Hobbe JR.
by FABLE@FAN09 August 27, 2008
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