coolio's definitions

JFK

to have or inflict a massive head wound

That motherfucker tried to JFK me so I cut him up.

by Coolio October 2, 2003

Leo

The coolest guy ever he has sex every single day with countless women (hot women).

Wow Leo is the fucking coolest guy ever!

by Coolio November 10, 2004

Mingo

other words: chongo via barbella, andrew T. muscels. faggot lord. Mega-mingo, bondage master, idiot.

These creaturs are mostly found in gyms or bondage factories. friends include machine and other assorted total faggots. has life time subscription to flex and power rangers monthly

by coolio April 17, 2003

check wipe

the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day

"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."

by coolio January 10, 2005

virus

A computer disease that is created by 35 year old fat men who still haven't moved out of there mother's basement.

Atheists make viruses.

by coolio October 16, 2003

thayer academy

Let me just say that everyone on this page is right, except for the one attempting to make fun of Tim Roche and Melch. You hockey players are just a bunch of AIDS-carrying 20 year olds that look to infect all incomming freshman.

Hockey = boooo
Beer = Yay!

by Coolio January 4, 2005

crackhead

dope addict - will reproduce to create crackbabies

That crackhead Latisha went and had a crackbaby in between fixes.

by Coolio October 2, 2003