Coolio's definitions
by Coolio October 2, 2003
Get the crackheadmug. the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day
"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."
by coolio January 10, 2005
Get the check wipemug. A computer disease that is created by 35 year old fat men who still haven't moved out of there mother's basement.
by coolio October 16, 2003
Get the virusmug. /N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
Get the Shit-Faced Cockmastermug. other words: chongo via barbella, andrew T. muscels. faggot lord. Mega-mingo, bondage master, idiot.
These creaturs are mostly found in gyms or bondage factories. friends include machine and other assorted total faggots. has life time subscription to flex and power rangers monthly
by coolio April 17, 2003
Get the Mingomug. by Coolio November 10, 2004
Get the Leomug. by Coolio October 2, 2003
Get the JFKmug.