Zoboomafoobar's definitions

Tsssh

The onomatopoeia made by someone proving their prowess by licking their finger and pressing it to their (red-hot) behind.

I just got my Facebook-generated Goth Name: it's Lilith the Black One. Tsssh!

by Zoboomafoobar June 24, 2009

foolmaker

Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.

I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.

by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009

bechod

Wonderful Welsh word meaning 'shame' or 'pity' — used (more's the pity) only in Welsh English as a way of expressing moderate poignancy, compassion, or empathy for an ironic or pathos-laden situation. Or even just as an indicator of cuteness.

"Bechod on him: he bought her a very expensive ring and a day later she left with his best friend."

"What a lovely kitten! Bechod!"

A better example of the sheer potency of the word might be:

"Bechod! Our one-legged, 102-year-old neighbour mowed our lawn whilst we were away on holiday in the Bahamas!"

by Zoboomafoobar February 5, 2008

Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008

gazillionaire

Someone who owns more money than can be drunk, smoked or snorted, ever.

The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.

by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008

Responsimilk

Barack Obama's own made-up word that he sometimes uses instead of the word 'responsibility'. As heard 24 seconds into this speech in Berlin, Thursday 24th July: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7524269.stm

Michelle: Which one of you kids stole the cookies? I demand to know.
Barack: That's right. You should accept responsimilk.

by Zoboomafoobar August 20, 2008

Face Buddy

A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?

S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.

H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.

by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013