Definitions by Zoboomafoobar
Sinternet
She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!
Sinternet by Zoboomafoobar May 21, 2013
Face Buddy
A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?
S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.
H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.
H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.
Face Buddy by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013
Weedjit
Offspring.
A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.
Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.
Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.
A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.
Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.
Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.
"How are the weedjits? Are the still tearing up the place?
"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"
I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.
"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"
I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.
Weedjit by Zoboomafoobar July 14, 2011
Scouse Pizza
Scouse Pizza by Zoboomafoobar July 5, 2011
foolmaker
Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.
I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.
foolmaker by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009
Tsssh
The onomatopoeia made by someone proving their prowess by licking their finger and pressing it to their (red-hot) behind.
Tsssh by Zoboomafoobar June 24, 2009
Responsimilk
Barack Obama's own made-up word that he sometimes uses instead of the word 'responsibility'. As heard 24 seconds into this speech in Berlin, Thursday 24th July: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7524269.stm
Michelle: Which one of you kids stole the cookies? I demand to know.
Barack: That's right. You should accept responsimilk.
Barack: That's right. You should accept responsimilk.
Responsimilk by Zoboomafoobar August 20, 2008