To have sex with one leg up
originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something
originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something
by Scott February 12, 2005
the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.
did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!
by jessicool April 27, 2006
during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.
After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
by Phillips987 July 2, 2009
Mike: I swear, last weekend I went fishing and caught a 25 pound bass!
James: Are you for real, or are you just pulling my leg?
When you told Harold that he won, you were just pulling his leg, right?
To pull one's leg you have to be clever.
James: Are you for real, or are you just pulling my leg?
When you told Harold that he won, you were just pulling his leg, right?
To pull one's leg you have to be clever.
by The Real Skootch November 4, 2005
When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.
Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.
by the quacker February 7, 2015
when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.
My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.
by poontang inc. March 22, 2003
the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.
by Dubstyl June 13, 2008