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Definitions by Wolfin_

studies have shown 

What you say when you're trying to convince someone that you know the facts because you're an academic and you've read completely legitimate studies funded by unbiased corporations, but you can't remember right now where you read it or what the paper is titled. But they should totally trust you because you know your shit and are one fart smeller.

Also known as a blind cite.
Studies have shown that fluoride in the water aids in prevention of cavities, despite the fact that fluoride is a topical medicine historically used as a rat poison.
studies have shown by Wolfin_ October 27, 2018

car vibe 

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, while in a vehicle. You check it but it was just the vehicle.
Dude, I get crazy car vibes when you drive.
car vibe by Wolfin_ September 13, 2010

tube connector 

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".
1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"
tube connector by Wolfin_ July 4, 2007

the away game 

When someone on MSN messenger (or other instant messenger systems like AIM) pretends they are away because they don't want to talk to you, but still want to talk to some people. Basically, it's the less rude form of blocking, but when you block someone they can't see you if you're on.
Damnit, she's playing the away game on me! What did I do wrong? :'(
the away game by Wolfin_ June 2, 2006

I can't care 

Physically or mentally not capable of caring.
So what do you want for dinner?

I can't care.
I can't care by Wolfin_ May 19, 2006
<3 has been so overused it doesn't even mean what it looks like anymore. People use it when they want to show someone they are happy with them. When you do something for someone and they just give you a <3 it doesn't mean much.
SkAtErChIkC: OMG I <3 YOU THANKIEEEEEES
somedude2: lol...
<3 by Wolfin_ May 19, 2006

Across the street 

Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that is not a very productive way to do it.

This is where the term "Down the road, not across the street." (also variated with alley and stream/river) originated.

Cutting yourself across the street will just be painful. Chances are it won't kill you, unless you're a hemophiliac. You can still do it if you are emo enough to prove you're hardcore.
When will they learn!? Cutting across the street does nothing! Down the road, all the way!
Across the street by Wolfin_ May 18, 2006