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snaf

you snaf. u uber big snaf
by william June 29, 2004
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jeanie

A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.
A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"
by William September 3, 2008
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Sepuku

Sepuku is the act of commiting Honorable Suicide. A defeated samurai warrior would kill himself before allowing his opponent the honor of finishing him off. Also See: HaraKiri.
Defeated Samurai jabs his Tanto (The smaller of the two swords carried) into his stomach/chest.
by William March 10, 2005
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Littlebigman

Littlebigman is a combination of symbolic words, little representing his phallic size, big denoting the size of his ego and man being a mockery of the lack thereof.
An LBM is a constantly talkative, girl-obsessed teen.
The LBM should be drug out into the street and shot after a very painful lovemaking session with a claymore antipersonnel mine.
<Eric> Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests.
<Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility".
<Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. "
--> Littlebigman has joined #hbo
<Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone?
<Littlebigman> yah
<amaroq> thank god
by William October 29, 2004
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D'oh

1) a declaration of ignorance of question or situation;
2) an assertion of indifference to or transcendence beyond conventional wisdom.
Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!

Homer When the house is on fire : When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe, D'oh!
by William May 6, 2004
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astonishing

Kodama is astonishing.
by William April 24, 2004
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council whore

Denoting a looose female who will engage any sexual activities , with anybody in return for ciagrettes or alcohol or any cheap products. Council estates are the dwelling of people of the dregs of society therefore denoting the sense of cheapness
Someone who will give oral sex for a pack of ten cigaretts or a bottle of alchopop
by William June 13, 2004
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