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Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.
Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.
by Val April 9, 2002
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ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.
We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.
by Val July 5, 2003
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craptastic

Chris - "I got rear ended on California Boulevard and was 20 minutes late to algorithms!"

Val - "Oh that's just craptastic!"
by Val January 10, 2002
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Isaiah

The most amazing person that you will ever encounter. He is so perfect and the best person that will ever be in your life! God has truly blessed you if you get this kind of Isaiah because there are very few out there like this wonderful guy like himself. He’s very handsome and the best looking guy out there! If you ever get an Isaiah I promise you that you’ll be the happiest that you’ve ever been and he will constantly make you smile even if your having a terrible day! Oh and you can’t forget about his personality! He has the best personality out of everyone and can make you laugh, smile, and constantly be happy! He’s the sweetest person that you will ever meet in your entire life and just OMG HIS LOOKS WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU BECAUSE HES SO FREAKING PERFECT AND HANDSOME!! ISAIAH IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT! Any person would be so lucky to ever have an Isaiah in their life! YOU need an Isaiah and YOU need one now!
OMG I WANT AN ISAIAH!! 😭😍
by Val May 8, 2019
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scuba-ing

Allie went scuba-ing last week in Tahiti.
by Val October 28, 2001
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foxypants

A word for an attractive boy who possesses some feminine qualities.
That emo singer, Gerard, is such a foxypants.
by Val November 6, 2004
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pant spider

A very smart guy invented this word cuz he thought it sounded good.
Normally, I'm afraid of spiders, but Bo's pant spider was very desirable.
by Val April 14, 2005
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