Val's definitions

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

motmok

Mothers against the music of kiss...
From the movie detroit rock city!

Jam that sucks that your is park of motmok because she burned our kiss tickes and we got fucked out of seeing kiss for the 3rd year in a row man!!!!!

by Val November 2, 2004

tscrap

The shorter, faster way of saying "It's crap."

Person 1: "What's this?"
Person 2: "tscrap!"

by Val October 22, 2001

harem

a man's group of ladies

Dude goes to lunch every day with his harem. They follow him everywhere like puppy dogs.

by val September 10, 2003

snackpie

A complete and utter airhead, typically female. Common characteristics are constant hair-flipping, gum chewing, and an overabundance of flavored lip gloss.

AKA a "Valley Girl" or "Preppie".

"Like OMG, did you see that cuuuuuuute Von Dutch trucker hat on Paris Hilton?!?" I'm like totally buying one as soon as daddy gives me back my Visa, it's only like $50! Paris is like my idol! I totally wanna make a video like she did..." - stereotypical snackpie

by Val June 7, 2004

Zed $

One person that everyone thinks is a gang, it is written all over schools and stalls in southern new hampshire
many people ask who is Zed$ and only few exclusive people get to know him personnaly and...
one of them is mee!
I KNOW ZED$ BITCH!! hes my friend

Who is Zed$ and why do i see it written all over?

I dont know who Zed$ is!! ;)

by Val November 2, 2004

Mercutio

Bessssst band everr made

www.mercutiorock.com

by Val November 2, 2004