Val's definitions

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

shiznike

like shiznick, but not. Desrcibing something cool, or could just be another way to say shit.

1. Dude, that was the shiznike!
2. Oh, shiznike, my foot!

by Val January 4, 2005

Deep

1. Difficult to understand.
2. Very intense, profound, or intriguing.
3.(Sound) Low pitch
4. (Color) Dark and intense
5. Of great depth or low placement. Specified distance from the top, surface, or edge.
6. Number of people

1. That's too deep for me.
2. His art is deep.
3. He's a deep baritone.
4. It's a deep purple.
5. The pool gets very deep near the diving board.
6. We rode 4 deep.

by Val November 25, 2003

Zed $

One person that everyone thinks is a gang, it is written all over schools and stalls in southern new hampshire
many people ask who is Zed$ and only few exclusive people get to know him personnaly and...
one of them is mee!
I KNOW ZED$ BITCH!! hes my friend

Who is Zed$ and why do i see it written all over?

I dont know who Zed$ is!! ;)

by Val November 2, 2004

Mercutio

Bessssst band everr made

www.mercutiorock.com

by Val November 2, 2004

Mnat

"and that" -used as a closer to every sentence

It destroyed it, mnat.
And the Missouri compromise destroyed the Northwest ordinance, mnat.

by Val December 8, 2003