Val's definitions

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

batels golub method

Batels-Golub Method similar to Simplex Method of linear progrming

LU Decomposition of the matrix

by val July 19, 2004

Deep

1. Difficult to understand.
2. Very intense, profound, or intriguing.
3.(Sound) Low pitch
4. (Color) Dark and intense
5. Of great depth or low placement. Specified distance from the top, surface, or edge.
6. Number of people

1. That's too deep for me.
2. His art is deep.
3. He's a deep baritone.
4. It's a deep purple.
5. The pool gets very deep near the diving board.
6. We rode 4 deep.

by Val November 25, 2003

1337

n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006

pink godzilla

A pink godzilla is a woman who has had her heart broken by her ex, so for retaliation she then hits on all his best guy friends taking it as far as they are willing to go. She then feels like she "got him back" and feels like the heart break is over.

MAN: yo your ex just tried to get with me last night.
Man2: yeah me too.
Man3: well im glad i broke up with that hoe, shes a pink godzilla

by val August 21, 2003

Janky

Far from perfect; messed up

Nick used to have a janky car.

by Val October 26, 2001

ginormous

Really large; both gigantic and enormous but smaller than gimongous

Fear Factor is a ginormous flop.

by Val November 4, 2001