Val's definitions

pant spider

A very smart guy invented this word cuz he thought it sounded good.

Normally, I'm afraid of spiders, but Bo's pant spider was very desirable.

by Val April 14, 2005

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

no no

1. A condescending way to say "no." Use "no no" when a simple "no" will not suffice.

Idiot: "Isn't AOL the internet?"
Non-AOL user: "No no."

by Val October 22, 2001

pink godzilla

A pink godzilla is a woman who has had her heart broken by her ex, so for retaliation she then hits on all his best guy friends taking it as far as they are willing to go. She then feels like she "got him back" and feels like the heart break is over.

MAN: yo your ex just tried to get with me last night.
Man2: yeah me too.
Man3: well im glad i broke up with that hoe, shes a pink godzilla

by val August 21, 2003

Janky

Far from perfect; messed up

Nick used to have a janky car.

by Val October 26, 2001

ginormous

Really large; both gigantic and enormous but smaller than gimongous

Fear Factor is a ginormous flop.

by Val November 4, 2001

1337

n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006