Val's definitions

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

shiznike

like shiznick, but not. Desrcibing something cool, or could just be another way to say shit.

1. Dude, that was the shiznike!
2. Oh, shiznike, my foot!

by Val January 4, 2005

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

pick flowers

It is a term New Yorkers use as "getting drunk" to use if you dont want any one knowing you are.. such as your parents:)

Hey Amy, lets go pick some flowers at Zeds house. That would be fun!!

by Val November 3, 2004

craptastic

Not fantastic; pretty crappy.

Chris - "I got rear ended on California Boulevard and was 20 minutes late to algorithms!"

Val - "Oh that's just craptastic!"

by Val January 10, 2002

1337

n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004