Val's definitions

Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.

Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.

by Val April 9, 2002

no no

1. A condescending way to say "no." Use "no no" when a simple "no" will not suffice.

Idiot: "Isn't AOL the internet?"
Non-AOL user: "No no."

by Val October 22, 2001

pink godzilla

A pink godzilla is a woman who has had her heart broken by her ex, so for retaliation she then hits on all his best guy friends taking it as far as they are willing to go. She then feels like she "got him back" and feels like the heart break is over.

MAN: yo your ex just tried to get with me last night.
Man2: yeah me too.
Man3: well im glad i broke up with that hoe, shes a pink godzilla

by val August 21, 2003

ginormous

Really large; both gigantic and enormous but smaller than gimongous

Fear Factor is a ginormous flop.

by Val November 4, 2001

Janky

Far from perfect; messed up

Nick used to have a janky car.

by Val October 26, 2001

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

scuba-ing

v. To go scuba diving.

Allie went scuba-ing last week in Tahiti.

by Val October 28, 2001