Val's definitions

pink godzilla

A pink godzilla is a woman who has had her heart broken by her ex, so for retaliation she then hits on all his best guy friends taking it as far as they are willing to go. She then feels like she "got him back" and feels like the heart break is over.

MAN: yo your ex just tried to get with me last night.
Man2: yeah me too.
Man3: well im glad i broke up with that hoe, shes a pink godzilla

by val August 21, 2003

ginormous

Really large; both gigantic and enormous but smaller than gimongous

Fear Factor is a ginormous flop.

by Val November 4, 2001

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

shiznike

like shiznick, but not. Desrcibing something cool, or could just be another way to say shit.

1. Dude, that was the shiznike!
2. Oh, shiznike, my foot!

by Val January 4, 2005

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

1337

n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006

craptastic

Not fantastic; pretty crappy.

Chris - "I got rear ended on California Boulevard and was 20 minutes late to algorithms!"

Val - "Oh that's just craptastic!"

by Val January 10, 2002