Val's definitions

ghetto soccer

Informal soccer game played without a ball or net, usually with a rock, doorstop or other object found on the ground.

We played ghetto soccer while we waited for my sister to let us inside.

by Val July 5, 2003

shiznike

like shiznick, but not. Desrcibing something cool, or could just be another way to say shit.

1. Dude, that was the shiznike!
2. Oh, shiznike, my foot!

by Val January 4, 2005

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

by Val November 2, 2004

Mnat

"and that" -used as a closer to every sentence

It destroyed it, mnat.
And the Missouri compromise destroyed the Northwest ordinance, mnat.

by Val December 8, 2003

Mercutio

Bessssst band everr made

www.mercutiorock.com

by Val November 2, 2004

Zed $

One person that everyone thinks is a gang, it is written all over schools and stalls in southern new hampshire
many people ask who is Zed$ and only few exclusive people get to know him personnaly and...
one of them is mee!
I KNOW ZED$ BITCH!! hes my friend

Who is Zed$ and why do i see it written all over?

I dont know who Zed$ is!! ;)

by Val November 2, 2004