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the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy
1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.
by Troy March 24, 2005
mugGet the the spiders from marsmug.

H6 Maffia

it is the new hum vee. instead of the H1, or newer H2 models it was directly cinfigured with the mafia in mind. a stylish new vehicle for italian maffia nerds to drive around in place to place bustin' people's balls
john gotti wishes he weren't dead so that he could have ridden in style to get pizza in a new H6 Maffia.
by troy October 30, 2003
mugGet the H6 Maffiamug.

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.
"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."
by troy October 21, 2004
mugGet the man-spacklemug.

pterodactyl

When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.
Man last night I was doing the Pteradactyl and I almost took off using my sheet as wings
by Troy September 18, 2003
mugGet the pterodactylmug.

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

the mode of a man who reaches fits of rage when his girlfriend even speaks to another male or even mentions another male. this mode often involves asking about every unfamiliar phone number on his girlfriend's cell, checking her email without her consent, following her when she goes out for the night, and will make sure that he knows where she is and who she is with at all times. thi mode is a nightmare for his girlfriend's friends as they will tell her to break up with him constantly
he's in CBM again and he won't quit calling.
by troy October 31, 2003
mugGet the CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)mug.

hatearade

Drinkin down tha haterade
by Troy February 19, 2003
mugGet the hatearademug.

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.
"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"
by troy October 21, 2004
mugGet the cock spongemug.

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