Troy's definitions

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004

Tape

Tight @ss Pussy

You ever seen those chics in the tight volleyball shorts...then you get my drift.

Also applies to the P in general if it's tight.

by Troy April 4, 2003

fo

Intentional misspelling of "of" for ironic effect.

Might that we could have to leave this general vicinity and retreat southward till the coming fo dawn.

by Troy February 5, 2003

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.

"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."

by troy October 21, 2004

cave dan

a person, by the name of dan who reminds one of a neanderthal. a rather odd looking fellow with a large brow and forehead.

cave dan has been doing some serious crushing!

by troy October 30, 2003

mst3k

n. Mystery Science Theater 3000: A television show in which humorous comments are adlibbed during the viewing of a low quality B-movie.

v. To make a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode that focuses on a specific film.

adj. The Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of a film.

they should mst3k battlefield earth

by Troy February 5, 2003

Klonify

To try to make something funny, only to make things go wrong; screwing things up; Ruining the fun

Bob says a joke.
Jim says a joke thats a spinoff of Bob's.
Everyone stops laughing when Jim says his joke.

by Troy December 21, 2004