Troy's definitions

the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy

1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.

by Troy March 24, 2005

hatearade

combination of Hate and Gatorade.

Drinkin down tha haterade

by Troy February 19, 2003

pathetasad

Combination of Pathetic and Sad

He's a 34 year old virgin....that's just pathetasad.

by Troy February 19, 2003

sweetness

A greeting Between two close friends

Aye!, How it going sweetness.

by Troy May 3, 2003

koochie

Slang for vagina.

Dinner? No Thanks I filled up on some grade-A koochie..

by Troy February 19, 2003

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008