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'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.
person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!"
person b) "'smum! LOL!"
person a) Damn your erudite wit!
by Troy March 22, 2005
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A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.
by Troy February 16, 2005
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wierd/cool, usually in respect to sex

having a midget lick your poon when being shafted by a lion is kinky
by Troy February 20, 2003
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n.
1. Dental floss.
2. Short or waste silk fibers, especially from the outer surface of the cocoon of a silkworm.
3. Soft, loosely twisted thread, as of silk or cotton, used in embroidery.
4. A downy or silky fibrous substance, such as corn silk or silk cotton.
5. A body feather of an ostrich.
6. A small stream of water.
7. Fluid glass floating on iron in the puddling furnace, produced by the vitrification of oxides and earths which are present.

v. tr.
To clean between (teeth) with dental floss.

v. intr.
To use dental floss.
Floss 3 times a day, and eat nightly.
by Troy February 6, 2003
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A term used to disribe a beautiful girl, that know doubt takes care of "downstairs"
Hey!, Look at her...some cakes!
by Troy May 3, 2003
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The dyslexic child named his new puppy "God."
by Troy February 6, 2003
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it is the new hum vee. instead of the H1, or newer H2 models it was directly cinfigured with the mafia in mind. a stylish new vehicle for italian maffia nerds to drive around in place to place bustin' people's balls
john gotti wishes he weren't dead so that he could have ridden in style to get pizza in a new H6 Maffia.
by Troy October 30, 2003
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