Troy's definitions

Rujensan

Nickname of someone who always wants to be better at games than you are.

You have been defeated by: Rujensan.

by Troy November 11, 2004

cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

by Troy February 19, 2003

the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy

1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.

by Troy March 24, 2005

Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

by Troy April 30, 2007

pterodactyl

When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.

Man last night I was doing the Pteradactyl and I almost took off using my sheet as wings

by Troy September 18, 2003

pathetasad

Combination of Pathetic and Sad

He's a 34 year old virgin....that's just pathetasad.

by Troy February 19, 2003

Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is by far a better form of music than anything going today. Although some of today's "nu metal" bands have a bit of talent, none compare to metal gods of years past such as Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica (as in pre 1990's Selloutica), and even Alice in Chains on Facelift. This was angry music with a purpose, not just angry for the sake of selling records.

If you want an example of good heavy metal music, listen to some Iron Maiden or Motorhead, fuck this Korn and Slipknot crybaby shit.

by Troy August 27, 2003