Troy's definitions

Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal is by far a better form of music than anything going today. Although some of today's "nu metal" bands have a bit of talent, none compare to metal gods of years past such as Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica (as in pre 1990's Selloutica), and even Alice in Chains on Facelift. This was angry music with a purpose, not just angry for the sake of selling records.

If you want an example of good heavy metal music, listen to some Iron Maiden or Motorhead, fuck this Korn and Slipknot crybaby shit.

by Troy August 27, 2003

pterodactyl

When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.

Man last night I was doing the Pteradactyl and I almost took off using my sheet as wings

by Troy September 18, 2003

MillenniumGT1

to Stimulate your mind by erecting on others hoods

The ever-popular "Somebody F***ed on my hood" incodent!

by Troy December 9, 2003

H6 Maffia

it is the new hum vee. instead of the H1, or newer H2 models it was directly cinfigured with the mafia in mind. a stylish new vehicle for italian maffia nerds to drive around in place to place bustin' people's balls

john gotti wishes he weren't dead so that he could have ridden in style to get pizza in a new H6 Maffia.

by troy October 30, 2003

crass

a good old punk band

crass is a good band not a shitty one like all you other people say

by troy November 8, 2003

Rujensan

Nickname of someone who always wants to be better at games than you are.

You have been defeated by: Rujensan.

by Troy November 11, 2004

cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

by Troy February 19, 2003